It's time for Lil Cheese to learn about the birds and the bees.
And everypony wants to help.
Surely nothing can go wrong.

Written for the Dialogue Only contest.

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Applejack knew that Apple Bloom was growing up, and she knew that one day it would be her job to tell her about where baby ponies come from, why she suddenly has weird feelings for colts (or fillies, maybe), and what happens to mares every summer that brings the previous two facts full circle. She just didn't think that time would be now. And she also didn't think she'd have to tell her sister's two best friends about it at the same time.

In hindsight, Rarity probably wasn't the best pony to run to for help.

Twilight stumbles upon another secret room of Pinkie Pie's, but this one isn't for party planning.

In fact, it's for something completely terrifying.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy go to Ponyville's only alcoholic establishment to have a drink, and Fluttershy learns a few new things about her friend.

It's Cider Season, and that means ponies wide and far come 'round to enjoy the Apple family's famously flavorful cider! But when something goes wrong with the recipe, it doesn't take long for things to go awry...

Spike repeatedly stumbles upon everypony during their most embarrassing moments. Again and again, both through pure curiosity and a seemingly unknown force.

Somepony is up to something, but who is it?

Rainbow Dash gets curious of one of Twilight's potion experiments and ends up having her mind switched with a dog's. Curiosity may kill the cat, but there's no telling what it'll do to Rainbow Dash.

Here's the sequel: Twilight is a Kitten

Rainbow Dash is recruited as a cider taster in this years Ciderfest, but nopony told her it was hard cider...

After breaking her wing and being grounded for a couple days, Rainbow Dash gradually finds she's a lot smaller than she realized.

My tags: Heartwarming

Inspired by this wonderful artwork:
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Fluttershy ruffles Princess Luna's feathers.

With thanks to Damaged and Sledge115 for brainstorming.

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