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Perfectly Insane


I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

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[A Choose Your Own Adventure]
Featured 3/18, 3/19/23

Time is running out for this planet and every living thing on it. The eons quickly turned into millenniums, then centuries, to decades, years, months, weeks, then days, and final hours. Equus does not have long until it is decimated.

How will Twilight react to this catastrophe? A world doomed to a fiery demise. Fate has set a path to end all life on this planet, but maybe . . . just maybe . . . it doesn't have to be the end at all. Although, that is for you to decide.

[Click "Wake Up Call" to Begin]

[Appears lengthy because this is a short-wide CYOA where some choices are still available later on. The average length per path is approximately 1,700 words.]

[Chapters may look the same if you wish to find all the endings, but depending on the order, even the slightest difference can change everything.]

Check out the Official CYOA group here!

Endings: 10
Unique Endings: 32
Once you get to an ending, feel free to find them all along with the unique endings. Enjoy!

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Pinkie drops Gummy off with Twilight for the day while she leaves for Trotalot. Twilight agrees, not expecting much from the animal, but during her experiments, he speaks.

Shocked, she tries to convince Pinkie and her friends, but the little gator doesn't flinch, and it becomes harder and harder to not seem overworked...and perhaps a little bit crazy...a lot crazy.


Another short story suggestion by PerphectlyInsane in the Fimfic discord.

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Once upon a time in the magical land of New Mexico...

Rated M for Meth (Edit: Majin said it should be T, because Sex jokes aren't SUPER nasfoo *apparently*)

OC credit goes to Guma, on the FiMFiction Discord.

And thank you Perfectly Insane for offering editing this masterpiece, may God have mercy on his soul.

Sex tag for mentioning of parts but there is nothing other than that.

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"My name is Lyra Heartstrings, and you will not remember me. You won't even remember this conversation. Just like with everypony else I've ever met, everything I do or say will be forgotten. Every letter I've written will appear blank; every piece of evidence I've left behind will end up missing. I'm stuck here in Ponyville because of the same curse that has made me so forgettable. Still, that doesn't stop me from doing the one thing that I love: making music. If my melodies find their way into your heart, then there is still hope for me. If I can't prove that I exist, I can at least prove that my love for each and every one of you exists. Please, listen to my story, my symphony, for it is me."

Cover pic by Spotlight: askspotlight.tumblr.com

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Audio read by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan


Pinkie Pie is planning on making a special batch of cream and icing for Ponyville's anniversary, but she feels that the current recipes aren't tasty enough. So, she goes to the best place to get things soft and fluffy: The sky! The clouds are the softest and fluffiest things known to pony kind, and so the recipe she needs is definitely there with them.

However, with any pie, she needs to go to the surface. Instead of finding the 'bestest' clouds, she instead discovers an entity that created and maintains the sky: A sky 'god'. Pinkie is not at all what it was expecting from a 'living shape'.

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Limestone Pie. The family grumpy gus. The ruthless dictatrix of the Pie family rock farm.

Hard as rock, because that’s what the job needs.

But once in a while, the facade cracks, and shows the real mare beneath the stone.

CW: Pie family angst, depression, suicidal ideation, dissociative episodes

Cover art by the exceptionally patient and understanding Snow Quill.

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A three arced story that begins slowly as partially Comedy and Slice of life and rotates more towards Adventure and Dark in later chapters.

Some school fillies have to deal with school crushes. Others with bullies. Sometimes they have to deal with both. But no filly has ever had to deal with an Evil Tyrant being bound to their shadow and have the power to control their every action. This, of course, seems to be no big deal for Sweetie Belle who seems to even enjoy the stallion's company. Though the feelings aren't mutual. The small filly reminds the old king too much of a filly he used to know... Though it's strange the only place he'd seen her before are in these strange dreams of his. Recollections of a past he can't remember.

Perhaps Sweetie Belle will awake in him that version of himself before he was a Tyrant. Before he was labeled evil. A time from when he was a father. Perhaps she will help him forgive.

First featured on 9/4/2014!

The cover art was sketched by me and colored by the very talented Midnight Sonare

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While hanging out with her friends, Sunset Shimmer learns that earth horses apparently can't vomit.

As a magical talking pony, this discovery utterly baffles her.


Proofread by the ever helpful RQK

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One wintry evening, a frozen, half starved and exhausted mare wanders into Ponyville from out of the wilderness. It seems straightforward on how to deal with her, a traveller from a world of humans across the forbidden Void, on an adventure in Equestria. Welcoming her, the Element Bearers try to befriend this mare, aid in her quest, and help her find her way home again.

Things don’t quite work out as planned.

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Everypony loves Hitch - he has a perfect mane, shredded abs, and most importantly, a paid-off mortgage. A HOUSE THAT IS FULLY PAID FOR! What crazy mare wouldn’t fall in love with that? Sunny is a best friend, but what if she could be more than that? Time to shove the nerves aside and get on with it.

Big thanks to Falkenlied and Love and What Came After for their editing contributions.




Featured 11/11, 11/12

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