Ladies do not flip out, Spike.
These stories beg to differ, Rarity.
Image Credits
Carousel Boutique Downstairs East by adamlhumphreys
Rarity's Epic Facehoof by ABadCookie
Scared Rarity by NavitasErusSirus
Rarity's sassy seat by Austiniousi
Plaid Pattern by Manly Wiki
Here's a link to a zoomed in version.
http://thefanficfanpony.deviantart.com/art/Rarity-s-calm-and-collected-solution-344152435
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378215 I'm sensing a pattern here...
Actually kind of a big one this time.