7915172 Nothing, because I don't trust SCPs to get something right without screwing me or someone else over. Horribly. If the coffee machine SCP can't understand "a cup of Joe" to mean "a normal cup of coffee" and instead literally takes stuff from inside a guy named Joe (and painfully so) to make its... stuff, then I'm not trusting this one either.
7915172
Nothing, because I don't trust SCPs to get something right without screwing me or someone else over. Horribly. If the coffee machine SCP can't understand "a cup of Joe" to mean "a normal cup of coffee" and instead literally takes stuff from inside a guy named Joe (and painfully so) to make its... stuff, then I'm not trusting this one either.