Future Progressive: The Speedfics and Drabbles of Present Perfect

by PresentPerfect

The Totally, For-Real Shortest Breakup Fic Ever (So Long as You Don't Look at the Character Count)

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Comments

[PresentPerfect]

ADMIRAL BISCUIT

THE GAME IS WON

(also where the fuck are you at Trotcon omg)

Also, thanks to Protopony350 for helping me with the idea.

[Dash The Stampede]

OH SHIT.

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[Protopony350]

Oh no you did it what have I done

[Admiral Biscuit]

6217600
I am mingling. And now I am also hanging my head in shame.

[Super Trampoline]

this just makes me want to write about pinkie accidentally doing speed at a shady canterlot house party.

[Admiral Biscuit]

6217600
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

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[PresentPerfect]

6218892
I will never admit defeat.

But there's literally nothing else I can do short of breaking the site. :B

[Cosmic Cowboy]

*snort*
Well that was definitely the most interesting shortest-breakup-fic-ever so far. That story, oh my gosh.
I need more sleep...

[Admiral Biscuit]

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You should. And then read it, because that would be hilarious.

[Cursed Quill]

I don't think breaking grammar counts. Though, I know how to do another recognizable two-word:
"PARTY!"
"Nnnope."