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Lucefudu


Iatrogenesisist extraordinaire!

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Ever noticed how HiE fanfics always show the human characters first interacting with ponies when they're "presentable"?

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I can picture this happening to someone. :pinkiesick:

Lol. It's disgusting but raises a good point.

Now im afraid to use the bathroom.. just in case...

I'm going to have to agree with Pinkie Pie on this one. Who does that? :pinkiesick:

I'm not sure why they'd be disgusted just by the crapping. Bathrooms have been mentioned in the show.

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I take it you're not acquainted with the foul bachelor frog meme, are you?

Lulz were had :rainbowlaugh:

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
This just proves it.:rainbowlaugh:

I...I... what!?

If I could give you stars, id give you six. :pinkiehappy:

This brings up a valid point. Also, the bold text at the end was perfect. XD

341675 No, I'm quite aware of it. I just like to think it's the exception to the rule.

This is the most random possible encounter to happen. I mean I can see now where it was going but god that was funny. :rainbowlaugh::pinkiegasp:

As entertaining as that was, you don't have a valid point. Douglas Adams once explained it well, though the exact quote escapes me.
EDIT: Found it, but it's rather long, so here's the part of it that describes it the best: "It's guff. It doesn't advance the action. It makes for nice fat books such as the American market thrives on, but it doesn't actually get you anywhere. You don't, in short, want to know." (So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish Ch. 25)
This is preceded by about three quarters of a page pretty much describing Arthur Dent sleeping, as an example. I mean, you don't ever see people going to the bathroom (for typical bathroom things) in TV shows and movies (unless they're comedies), do you? I mean, even in Harry Potter where bathrooms play a rather significant role in some of the books, you never see any of the characters go to the bathroom just to go to the bathroom.

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I cackled like a madpony. Thumbs up.

...Uhh... Oops! :rainbowderp: Poor guy. Meets the right people (or ponies) at the wrong time.

This was an amazing short story i laughed my ass off.... but did you ever think they probably took a shit when they aren't doing stuff I mean who wants to read about something amazing then it cuts to a scene of the character taking a shit:applejackunsure:

341585 you didn't worry about this before? I sure did.

wow poor guy:pinkiesick:

Yes.
Just yes.
So much sense was made this day.

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!:pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

This is scarier than Cupcakes :twilightoops: :pinkiecrazy:

Circumstances notwithstanding, he mishandled that. Even as a hardcore brony myself, I'd probably still try to wipe and pull my pants up before trying to flee the great white light. Then I'd urge them to get out so I could finish.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

*wipes tear from eye*
wow, that was freaking funny. And yeah, alot of writers leave that stuff out, though I suppose i could argue that one: I've had my characters use a restroom before, and two: One could simply say that they did it while you weren't reading a section about them. It's not as if we write out their ENTIRE lives. That'd take decades! :pinkiegasp:

Good question... Why didn't any of them ever use the toilet?


~Jack

have a thumb and some moustaches. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:
could totally see this happening :facehoof:

Great. Now you've discouraged me from updating my HiE story

Hear that readers of Sins of New Eden? No story for ju! :rainbowkiss:

HAHAHAHAHAHA
That bit at the end, oh man. :rainbowlaugh:

I always took Twilight and Fluttershy for the dirty ponies of the 6... Hehehe...
But damn, bro... Y'ALL FUCKED SHIT UP.

342166 the character in my fic uses it :)) I even had doubts when writing it, knowing that pretty much no other hie fic has described this , but I was like... why not, I'm going for realism here :DD
nice story anyway :P

I used to wonder how awkward short HiE stories could be....
And then you shared its magic with me :rainbowlaugh:

After reading the story I just have to say, who the hell puts milk in the cereal bowl before you put cereal in it? Its like wiping your ass before you take a shit. perfect example amiright? :rainbowlaugh:

Egad:derpyderp1: the truth hurts, doesn't it?

341675 It usually takes a crane...

If this happens, act like you just woke up from a dream and said you were being hypnotized to stop them and say if they help escape Earth then it will end, problem solved!

lolez were had
great fic friend

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At first, I was all, "Why am I reading about a guy reading Playboy while taking a dump?"

And then it was amazing and I lol'd. Bravo.

The story was ok, the comments made it hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Yo dawg, we've heard you like titles, so we put a title within a title within a title, so you can read the title while you read the title while you read the title.

While the sentiment of "the fuck?" is quite shared, nonetheless, FUN AS HELL!:rainbowlaugh::pinkiehappy:. I dunno why you had this idea...but I'm glad you did. nonetheless, the description of something like this isn't neccesary you know? just saying. but who the hell am I to say that with a serious face after seeing THIS?! you my friend get a favorite, my great story, and whatever the hell else means the same!:twilightsmile:

i have a good feeling that Twilight will be scolded to "put up" with that misfortuneate to find the destintined one by Celestia. i doubt Twilight will ever betray the Princess to let Equestia be destroyed just because of being grossed out.

342606 Then please, help yourself to a mental epilogue.

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