When Sweetie overhears a weird noise coming from Rarity's room, she decides to investigate. What she finds will change her perception of Rarity forever. Or not. And then her secret comes out. Which causes a cascade effects of secrets, each more shocking than the last.
A short little story I wrote because I was bored. This is what happens when I decide to put my own little spin on the whole, "Rarity is a marshmallow" thing.
5130897
Yes, yes it is.
That was such a plot
5130920
Thank you!
Well then.
5130957
Tasty
Can I roast her on an open fire?
5130972
Indeed.
5130998
She'd rather you didn't.
5131003
Aw, I like best mane 6 roasted instead of raw.
WHAT A TWIST!
5131070
Thank you, Shamalan! (Something tells me I misspelled that.)
5131045
5131099>>5131107
You. Die.
5131070
I totally expected Celestia to be a cake!
5131110
Which is why she wasn't
5131105
*Evil laugh*
5131121 GAVLAN IS WHEEL, GAVLAN IS DEAL.
The ending saves this
5131229
Just as planned.
This.
Have a mustache.
-PoneFanatic
5131296
I shall give you this: in trade!
"Go'dang it; DISCORD!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD ALREADY!!!"
I LOL'd here so much!
I have no idea what the buck I just read... but it was glorious none the less.
This is the funniest fic I have ever read to this day! I love it! :)
5131429
Yes! All according to plan.
5131443
Why thank you!
5131449
Yay! Thank you.
Best. Comedy. Ever.
You get 5/5 rainbowlaugh's!
5131502
Thank you! I still have no idea why so many people love it, but hey, I won't complain!
5131508
At first I was all
Then they all turned into food
THEN DISCORD AT THE END
You sir get a follow.
5131516
Thank you very much then!
But what is Derpy?! I gotta know!
Goddammit Discord. You shouldn't play with your food >:(
5131530
That was wonderful. I love it!
... Muffin. Derpy's a muffin. I knew discord had something to do with this!
Sure, it was funny, but it had no point. I liked the idea, but you botched the story in my opinion.
5131637
But he enjoys it so...
5131634
Spoilers! (That is to say, I have no idea.)
5131686
Thank you!
5131751
I suppose she is!
5131757
But the point is... there is no point! However, I won't try to change your mind. Your opinion is yours, and I can't change it!
... weirdest. One-shot. Ever.
5131796
I'll take that as a compliment!
.......................................................Wow........ best plot ever!
(and I'm a starfruit.)
5131920
Thank you, oh Fruity one!
5132348
And I'm a deranged muffin +
*looks at menu*
I'll have the Scootaloo and a mug of Cadence with extra Rarity and Sweetie Belle's. For dessert I'll have a bowl of Fluttershy. Thank you.
This is preposterous. Everyone knows that Luna has marshmallow filling.
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*Shakes his head in disappointment *
Blueberries.
... You spoony bard.
Ehh. Anyways...
*replied
Sure she should be an object? Otherwise there's no need for the "a".
5134701
I could have sworn I fixed the first one. And thank you for the second one.
Oh sweet Celestia.
This story has no point, no plot, and is just pure 100% silly...and I love it all. If only I had more likes to give.