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yay new story! Oh, before anyone rude points it out, it says "slumper" in the description.
5337864 oh *smacks forehead* thank you!
Liar.
Technically Sunset finished at -1. She should have to do something embarrassing on top of flashing.
Cute story
I love how despite that this story isn't a clopfic in the technical way (Like the description says, no actual sex, just references to the sexual organs and a raunchy concept) it's still listed as a clopfic since it has a Mature rating and has the Sex tag. FiMFiction is weird.
Oh, and great story!
Sequel please with the Dazzling's!
5338140 oooh! Ill think about!
OK, that ending had me laughing.
Well this will be mentally scarring.
Wow, she went right for the kidneys!
"Yes, I saw it all...I was there the night Sweetie Belle was conceived."
"Oh...oh my...I thought only bunny rabbits did that..."
Wow, Sunset, that's playing dirty.
Leave it to Dash to be completely raunchy.
MENTAL IMAGE HEAVEN GO!!
Just the one...
Yay?
Holy SHIT, Rarity!
It's ALWAYS the quiet ones.
OUCH, Fluttershy. That's a DEEP stab wound.
WOW, Twilight. That was...just...a really low blow.
I thought only guys did that. Usually when drunk.
And suddenly this got 20% hotter.
I'd think Sunset would've had to put a finger down for that as well. There's no WAY she's fellatio-free.
Less surprised than I should be.
Says the queen of the phone porn voice...
That explains EVERYTHING!!
Goat, jackhammer, foghorn, hissing snake, FWEEE!!...
Hey! Pinkie's cheating!
at Rainbow's ass, at the eating thereof.
*SPLUTTER*
That...oh god...that killed me...
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5338227 This story is much better than yours. Finally some real quality.
http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/03/27/all-the-kings-men/
This was funny I enjoyed this take this spot on my favourites bookcase
Well, this was fun!
5338294 You know...everyone gets it. You hate my guts. You don't really need to keep harping on about it. I know I'm sick of it. I know other people are sick of it. I also know that you'll well on your way to being reported for harassment if you don't knock it off. There's no need for this. Just...stop.
5338294 hey now, that ain't nice. No one's tryna show up anyone. In fact it was inspired by his story. So mosey on somewhere else with your negative attitude.
5338294
Friendly neighborhood reminder that it is not cool to suddenly introduce personal grudges into comments and attack people. Particularly not when it's totally unprovoked, and definitely not when it's on another author's story--ain't no author needing that kind of fight starting him.
Hoping we can all be friends here! Or, at least, respectful acquaintances who are polite to each other in company.
Have a nice day.
Why am I laughing so hard ? I should not be surprised !
But that's f*cking hilarious anyway !
oh dear lord I remember this game me and some friends got together and decided to play it the rules was like yours except everyone was sitting down in chairs and if you did what ever the person said you'd have to get up and go to another chair or your in the middle and have to say Never Have I ever whatever fun game
Man, this was hilarious! I love party game stories
And damn that ending, I can totally sympathize with pinkie
Someone should do more of these, some brave, hilarious soul
Never have I ever kept my hand down in response to this question!
Micheal Jackson's happy.
Soo innocent.
How could you lie like that!?
We all know that already.
Below the belt.
It's not creepy.
She's licked balls but not...why Dash?
Hang on a minute. Rainbow has never kissed a boy or sucked a dick, but she has licked someone's balls? What?
Other than that bizarre little nugget this story was highly entertaining, Good work!
5341041 it was probably a dare. Forgot to mention that.
Damnit I got 12 in this game while reading this story. Any ways loved it!!!!!
Also might do a reading on this ^_^
5341275 oooh please do! I would love to hear it!!
I only got 5. Possibly 6 depending on the definition of phone sex.
Good story.
Well, this was a fun little story.
Any chance of a sequel chapter where Twilight tries to introduce the game to her friends in Equestria...only to find out they're even worse in that regard than their counterparts?
Alrighty then!! Woo also if you wanna have a role in the reading as well, the spot is open for you
(Also wooo another New York Brony /))
5341480 someone suggested a sequel with the dazzlings but this is way better! We'll see
5341504 I'm not much a voice actor so i think ill pass but yeah whoo! NY bronies! /)
5341545
Oh! And then the Princess sleepover (Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight) (of course, all ponies would have to use a scorecard rather than fingers), and Twilight discovers they're even worse.
Twilight: Cadence! What if Shining found out about some of those things?
Cadence: Twilight...Shiny was involved in most of them.
Twilight: ...EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!
5341566 ohohohoh that is so tempting! Maybe in the near future i could write a sequel...i still have a lot ahead of me haha!
I always thought this was a drinking contest... well, good read anyway, even better the second time.
I kind of enjoy the "Mane 6 play a raunchy sleepover-game" fanfics.
Someone needs to create a group just for those.
5341595
I'm glad you like the ideas.
Oh, here's one that would be somewhat hilarious and awkward. At the Ponyville sleepover...
Twilight: Well, here's one I know shouldn't get any...Never Have I Ever given a dragon a blow job.
Spike gets panicky. All five of the other girls give themselves a point.
Twilight: What the buck, girls?
who said that the balls were of the male anatomy? she is an athlete
Who else read the Featured On sentence not in Rarity's voice, but in Jim Carrey's?
This was fun to read. 10/10. 100/100. 1/1. :) you did a great job at capturing that same feel that Cards Against Equestria Girls had :)
I think you meant 'aye'.
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5342224 thank you :)
Twilight (and most ponies) have done that.
...
...
*Puts a finger down*
What? It was freaking hot outside, and the AC was busted.
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Is it bad that I had no fingers left in the end?
5341616 i agree
5343372 haha nope!
5343405 Damn some of those things were deep. The feels for sunset when she tells about her job of phone sex. And then when she says she's eaten meat I can only imagine twilight's face. But really man/woman/person, well written flawlessly executed story. I commend you.
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Thank you for continuing to be a bastion of friendship and tolerance.
Nearly dropped my hot drink there, close one.
WAIT
Sunset and Rainbow haven't sucked dick, BUT they've licked balls? That must be one hell of a story.