Derpy the mail mare delivers a special present for Twilight from Rarity - with such a strange shape, surely it's a horn warmer? She decides to try it on, and go thank her friend for such a generous gift.
Hilarity, as they say, ensues.
NOTE: This is actually rather tame with no real explicit content, but since the theme is rather adult, I've labelled it as teen. it's not what I would call worthy of being mature, but... the little ones probably shouldn't read it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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MY GOODNESS
Annnnnd I'm dead.
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One can't help but wonder what the pegasus analogue is. Not sure I want to know, but my curiosity is betraying me here.
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wing warmers, obviously
Hmm Twilight releasing all her magic at once...I am surprised it did not turn all of ponyville tie-die for the day.
I loved the story, poor Twilight your innocence has been lost.
Interdasing, very interdasing indeed
Very entertaining and silly
Certainly what it advertises itself to be. I didn't exactly get the impression of the characters really being themselves, but it wasn't so bad that it detracted from the goofy theme. Short and sweet, funny and entertaining, makes a good read all in all 
And that's how you make an euphemism
I FACEPALMED MY HEAD OFF!
Pow, right in the kisser
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Feather dusters.
YEEEEESSSSSS. Oh good lord that was funny. XD I loved it. Thanks for the laugh!
This was priceless. XD As far as flutters is concerned, c'mon we all know its always the quiet ones, lol
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YES! YES! This is now a thing. You win an internet!
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In all seriousness, thanks! This was a silly piece that hasn't and probably won't go up on EqD because it's just not long enough and, as you said, the characters aren't really "all there". It's a silly, one-trick pony of a story, but I'm glad you got a laugh out of it :D
ROFL ROFL ROFL OMG THIS IS INTERNET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
lawl
LOL'D SO HARD!!!!
oh poor twilight
Yeah, I just read that.
Freakin' hilarious.
Somepony needs to invent the internet in Equestria so that Twilight can learn these things ahead of time. I doubt she has anything in her collection of books that would go into the details that she obviously needs so much.
Great work!
Poor Twi, she has not only mastered the element of magic, but also awkwardness, and now, possibly social ostracism.
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Nah, she'll be fine. She just needs to walk around town for a few days with facial tics, occasionally swearing at random, before explaining that she apparently contracted Tourette's due to a misfired spell. It wore off, thank heavens, and I hope we can all move past this awkward moment.
"Darling, you do realize that Fluttershy has a remote for that thing, don't you?"
"What, why would youooooooOMGOMGOMG!"
(Yes, I'm a twisted, sick soul. It's one of my charms.
)
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A remote! Genius!
"A rather silly, somewhat mature-themed, MLP:FiM fanfic"
Do you really need to tell us?
"insistent knocking with a furious expression"
sounds like the "knocking" has a furious expression
"deeper into the treehouse"
why not just "into the treehouse"? She's standing on the threshold anyway
Twilight studied the card, it read, “
Period, maybe?
"poked it with her pearly solid shaft"
An attempt to be punny? Cute.
"Twilight’s eyes crossed looking at it"
Twilight crossed her eyes to look at it
Wait, how does Spike know wha- actually, don't answer that.
"Pinkie Pie vanished down a well"
Jumped? Fell? Teleported?
"I guess Rarity is over at Fluttershy’s cottage!"
She JUST read a sign that said she's having a picnic with Zecora! Why would Twilight think Zecora is at Fluttershy's cottage?!
"With every jostle of her head and she bounced" <- wut?
"tapped a specific spot with a forehoof"
tapped a spot ON THE DEVICE. You need to specify this. I thought she was pointing to a place on her body. (Um... Giggity?)
"Have you seen Twilight she’s wearing a"
Feels like it's missing a question mark
Wait. Did Fluttershy really switch that thing on IN PUBLIC?! Dear Celestia...
"lifted the yawning unicorn"
Wow. Talented. I didn't know Twilight could yawn when she's unconscious.
Final Thoughts:
I still can't believe Fluttershy TURNED THAT THING ON! What was she THINKING?!
Also, don't most things like this come in a package that says what it is? Or at least an instruction manual? I'm pretty sure Twilight would read something like that.
Best part was all the parents pulling their children inside.
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That's what I get for not sending silly little pieces of fluff for a proper review! I'll improve it, thank you!
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I do this to EVERYONE, not just you. Whenever I see an opportunity for improvement, I simply have to point it out. I don't know why.
Also, I love stories like this. The sillier the better, as I say. After all, that's what ponies are for!
One last thing, though, before I forget:
"The colours from her rainbow mane had seemingly seeped across her flank as if rain had made them run out."
I don't understand what happened here. I have a few theories:
1) Twilight's magic sprayed her and turned to liquid form
2) Rainbow's mane melting is a result of Rainbow being aroused?
3) It's on her flank, so it could be Rainbow being "wet" from being aroused?
4) Twilight's magic hit her mane and "melted" it somehow.
5) Rainbow's arousal caused some kind of skin pigmentation to show up on her flank.
That's about all I can think of. What exactly happened there?
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basically, Twilight's horngasm blasted everypony, but only Rainbow Dash was close enough for it to affect her, and for comedic reasons, the magic made the colours from her mane "run" across her body (not just her flank, but that's the word I used) in a kind of magical, multi-coloured bukake session.
Ask your parents what bukake means, kids! Fun for the whole fa- ...you know, that joke would be funny, but creepy. Seriously, just google it if you don't know what it means, but don't say I didn't warn you when it turns up porn links.
I found this story to be very funny indeed!
I have often wondered what precisely would happen when magic wielding people "Climax".
I think that in particular the concept of "Magiculation" is quite hilarious, and unprecedented consequences would/should ensue.
Personally I think that the Hair-pigment-bleed effect is one of the least dramatic results which could have been yielded.
A veritable explosion of suddenly "Released" magic uncontrolled and undirected, in a rough sphere or cone shape is one particular predictable result.
The last thought running through the mind of the "Spent" caster would dictate what (to the vaguest degree)exactly might come to pass upon the objects most unfortunate to be in the general vicinity of such an event.
All in all it's just another brick in the wall of absurd fanon (and possibly Lore).
LOL that was hilarious... also i agree with ganymede... why the hell would fluttershy switch that thing on outside, next to rainbow... also... there should be a sequel to this
well...
That was pretty awesome actually. Poor Twilight.
Hahaha!!! Poor Twi!! Queen of the Adorkable!!
Your are the master of slice-of-life fics!!
ohhhhmyyyygoooshhh.
I lol'd so hard at the end, poor rainbow dash.
HA! Excellent stuff! I don't know if you saw "Fluttershy's Decision" but it's a perfect private compliment to this story. This one, though, has it's own awesomeness.
Laughs were had. Good stuff, good stuff. XD
Bukkake isn`t quite an applicable word here - it would`ve been if Rarity joined in, maybe.
Better question is, how come Rarity gave such a present to Twilight? Is that a hint on something intimate on Rarity`s side, or Rarity simply knows something about unreleased magic that Twilight doesn`t?
And even better questions is, how came Fluttershy was aware where exactly the switch was? It had to be inconspicuous, or Twilight would`ve located it when she examined the device.
And even better... (betterer?) question would be - how come everyone in town was so familiar with device that would be very likely only used by unicorns in privacy? Is that a subtle suggestion that normal unicorn is quite a promiscuous creature? Or maybe the whole fic is set in the universe where the reigning princess is Molestia? (Nah, a personal student of Molestia would likely be... closely familiar with all kinds of self-gratification devices.)
Oh, and the bestest question would be... How come Twilight was utterly unaware of the arousal properties connected to her horn? One`d think she is active enough with her horn to figure out rubbing it against something makes her feel strange, by now.
Sexually Oblivious Twilight is best Twilight.
This had me laughing all the way!
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Quite apart from the fact most of those can be hoof-waved by saying "rule of funny", some of them are because of how I see the characters.
Rarity is the sort to... ahem... please herself. She would know exactly what one of those is, and would be quite aware that Twilight doesn't. Fluttershy... well, forgive me that fluttershy being rather meek wouldn't mean she wouldn't have hobbies.
And honestly, I see Twilight as adorkable enough that she wouldn't know what it was...
"I still can't believe Fluttershy TURNED THAT THING ON! What was she THINKING?!"
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I assume it whas something along the line of 'How can I possibly, in whatever way avoid speaking that out?'
Appearantly that worked- Twi got the idea.
(Never forget the difference between what can go on in a head to make that look reasonable and yeah, I'd do the same.
I thought though that somepony would have had the presence of mind to turn it off in time !
But sure nopony expected Fluttershy to do something like that, so everypony was propably stunned by the sheer surreality of this actually happening basically in the middle of the street.
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-Nah, I don't think Bukkake does not specify who does the 'motivating'. But I'm no expert. Wiki is.
-(For whatever reason) she must have guessed she had none and propably considers the experience 'basic common knowlegde'. Either Twi sends it back saying she has one, keeps it to stock up her collection or.. learns something new (which she sure as hay did!) and decides after that (still to come).
-In a similiar manner, if you can indentify a real-life- vibrator, you propably picked up somewhere how to turn it on.
-same as above. A lot people can identify stuff they do not use. (Or propably just do not want their children to see)
-If she knew about it then I guess she didn't come up with the idea that there are devices that do that for you.
and for the sake of completeness, I think there are not enough 'emotiponys'. It needs at least a second proper 'wink'.
So.. great fun reading. 5 / 5 from me
Bukkake requires more then one providing person to be considered such. One on one arrangements are simply labeled "facial".
And while I can see Rarity giving a gift of sex novelty toy, I don`t quite see her doing this "for lulz" - that much would be more of a Pinkie Pie or Rainbow Dash`s kinda thing to do. Nah, if Rarity gifts a sextoy, she`s bloody likely gifting it in absolute seriousness.
What bugs me about whole Fluttershy knowing where to switch the thing on is the fact that Twilight is earlier described examining the object from all sides - and she missed the switch completely. If she didn`t, she`d switch it on at home to see what it does. So, that likely means that Fluttershy had prior experience of horn vibrator in use - and given the facts at hand, it`s likely she`s seen it in use on Rarity.
Makes one think just what are their weekly spa meetings all about, ne?
Poor poor twi so oblivious
That is all.
god man im laughing my ass off reading this thing oh my god way to go. seriolsy that was soo random.
God dammit midnight stop writing clop.
Great, Thanks, this is JUST what I needed to read before going to bed! Ive got a test 2mro over the hydraulic systems of a submarine. And now I'm gonna be thinking about how unicorns 'magiculate'. Perfect.
But seriously this was pure comedy. Twi is so adorkable I can see this happening.
Oh twilight XD Very cute stuff, definitely want to read more of your stuff. Also tie-dye rainbow dash needs to happen.
"horn warmer"
Was a little disappointed in the ending, totally expected Twilight to blow stuff sky-high or destroy the universe in embarrassment. That being said it was otherwise a very fun and enjoyable story.
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Hilariously funny-if Hasbro did an NC 17 rated episode it would be like this.
Poor Rainbow though. 
How did Spike know what it was?!
The world will never know... 
So Fluttershy made Twilight magic all over Dash? Would have expected one of them to turn the thing off again, but Rarity sent it for a reason. If this had happened to her or to any other unicorn mare they may not have ever been able to live it down, but Ponyville residents are used to Twi by now.
Maybe horn warmers will become popular now ponies have seen their effects?
Hilarious, and it got the job done.