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Clop and furry porn writer. Bisexual. Favorite ponies to write are Discord, Shining Armor, and the Cakes. Married to a lovely artist.
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I’ll have you know I created a whole account just to comment on this. Ooooo boy.... I never laughed harder a day in my life. This was literally the first thing that popped up when I clicked completed works and figured my need to regret was larger than the moral grayness of reading this story.
Now... don’t take my laughter as offense... yo your depiction of Gallus is nice! His complete and utter shock is hilarious and follows what anyone else who heard of “Penis Inspection Day” would do.
All I could do was laugh at Gallus’s poor pain...
Congrats. You made me laugh!!!
Thanks! I intend to write the sequel pretty soon. I don’t know if it’ll be as funny as this, but it will touch on the aftermath of all these shenanigans.
How the fuck is a perfect grade not a solid D
Also fuck you for making me laugh at this
Although I feel bad for poor Gallus for what he had to go through, this fic was very funny.
Although, he's right. Penis Inspection Day? Really? What the hell is wrong with ponies?
Why? No, seriously, WHY
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IDK if they still do, but in one of the MASH books, it is mentioned that the US armed forces in Korea did that to check for signs of VD
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That's understandable. But here, Twilight almost expelled Gallus over having a small dick. Really?
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If you're trying to make any sense of the events of this story, you're fighting a losing battle
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You're right, but I can't help myself. I do the same with GoAnimate videos as well, sooooooo...yeah.
Why would anyone write this? This feels SO wrong on SO many fecking levels
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Because memes
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Then those memes must BURN
Now I say this only for equality reasons, but there should be a vagina and teat inspection day for the males to see so they can see whos a suitible partner.
All for gender equality of course.
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You have my permission to write that sequel
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Thank you.
Petty dam good need more penis day with ballbusting
When will this sequel you speak of be out?
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I've got it started a decent way. Probably end of next month at the latest.
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Very cool, look forward to reading =3
One the next one comeing out?
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Today.
Why does this day exist?
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Because it’s a meme
That was awesome! A new premise for ballbusting, in front of all the school's girls too! I think I'll have to read the followup now too, even if it doesn't involve more ballbusting.
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I'm glad you liked it! Obviously ballbusting isn't everyone's thing, but I wanted to do it in a more lighthearted, funny manner rather than something cruel or BDSM-related that you might usually see it in. I think you'll like the sequel, but for completely different reasons than you liked this one.
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