They've finally done it. They beat Cozy Glow, Tirek, and Chrysalis. Twilight became the new ruler of Equestria.
Now there's no better way to wind down than getting drunk and playing party games until they pass out.
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Jinzou
I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.
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I'm lovin this already
10207216
That was honestly my favorite line to write in the whole story.
As funny as this looks from the title, I'll have to put off reading this for later. Sorry.
10207231
Hey man, don't sweat it. You take your time. It'll still be here when you're ready.
I din't know I needed this till I had it.
Best. Line. Ever
!!!
10207256
It was my divine pleasure.
10207260
That one line there is probably my magnum opus.
10207262
Totally
This is the perfect way to start my mornin’
10207279
Ha! Yeah, you got me with some of those.
FYI, I'll say it before the mods do: you need to give this an M rating because of the F-word being in the title. I saw them say that one time when it was in a captioned cover art. By one of the staff, no less.
Also:
You just HAD to reference that. And right after she got shipped, too...
10207287
Yeah, I just had a staff member change it for me. I was unsure of how that worked, but that's all cleared up now.
I absolutely did have to reference that. It was hilarious. But this Pinkie meant it in the innocent way.
As far as we know.
You know, I can understand everyone’s choices, except the ones for Rarity. I get Sassy and Capper, but why include Garble? Wouldn’t Spike, Coco Pommel, Fancy Pants, or even Hoity Toity be a better third option?
10207330
You know, I'm gonna be 100% honest, I was kinda braindead writing this, and I had enormous amounts of difficulty in thinking of characters for Rarity. But I'll go edit it now. Thanks.
Love the cupcakes reference 😂
If it helps, the PG version of the phrase, at least in the UK, is 'Snog, Marry, Avoid.'
You could always change the title to that, but mention in the description that it's actually the more adult version? Kind of like how The Offspring had a song called Stuff is Messed Up but the lyric was Shit is Fucked Up?
It wouldn't be as good a title, but it would avoid having to raise the rating, if that's something you preferred to avoid.
Meh, this is more of a guys game. If I were in the game with them, I'd just say "KILL EM ALL!!!!!!"
10207482
I dunno, this still got a ton of attention even as mature. And It would be far less funny if I did that. I'll chill with things how they are.
10207588
But then we would miss so many good lines
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10208091
Hey, guy's gotta eat, right? Veggies don't last!
10208111
I dunno, I find the wheelchair usually makes it last a good amount of time.
10208091 Totally fair, yep. I know some people filter out mature stories, so the non-mature feature box is much easier to get into. I agree, it looks much better this way; I'd stick with it if you're happy with it.
I enjoyed the story, by the way, thought it was funny
10208144
Yeah, I'm happy with it. Besides, blocking out mature myself got another story of mine on featured, and quite honestly, my life peaked at that moment.
Thank you for the kind words
Chef kiss
10209111
What?
10209151
A really funny story
Little did they know that the "drinks" were actualy "manifestation potions" thus making anything theysaid that night become reality
I'd like to imagine Fluttershy's F@#$ answer came out in that gasp/whisper tone she uses sometimes.
10211119
Oho, that'd be a dirty trick.
10212239
Just a funny Idea I thought of. Something about the idea of them revieling their innermost secrets and then having it become real makes it funny to me.
Of course the main 6 seem to be well-adjusted here, so hopefully they would take the situation is stride
10214694
Well not Dash, she would be very dead. But maybe the rest.
Horses are horrible people
10227967
Especially after a couple of drinks.
I knew this was coming
10235866
"Dash? How many times has the Crystal Empire been conquered...?"
"Oh... uh..."
"This week."
"Point taken."
10246311
I somehow missed this comment until now. But yeah, that's a hilarious point.
Thank you for adding Fluttercord! ^^
10283102
My pleasure.
A nice quick read for a very much enjoyable story! Thank you for sending this my way, I'll be sure to check your other stories!
10284982
Well thanks! I don't remember sending this your way but I'm happy you enjoyed it, and I'm sure to check out your stuff too!
10283102
And ApleDish.
"Pinkie I swear to all things holy, if you suggest an orgy I'm banishing you to the moon." Twilight grumped.
That's one lame Twiggles alright
10314810
I mean this fic was originally rated M
Heh heh... so glad I decided to give this a read. A good old, lighthearted game of MFK. Now all we need is truth or dare involving drinks and these seven and it'll be perfect.
10315323
Oooooooh... spicy!
10380058
Sounds fun. And it was only rated M because it had fuck in the title
10380137
Honestly, I kind of figured that. Still fun to joke about though
poor dash
10661996
Yeah she didn't get the best turnout.