King Sombra has managed to resurrect himself yet again, and Princess Twilight and her friends set out to defeat him. However, this time, Pinkie Pie has something to say to him. Something nopony has ever dared to say to him before.
Now with a reading! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0KBEjoRCX0
Now they can sprinkle their ice cream with all new Edgelord Flakes™.
Feel the pain and longing of a misunderstood bad boy who just wants love and affection. Become a Dark Mage, a being of pure shadow. Enslave the neighbours and be confused when your parents tell you that you shouldn’t be living with them at the age of 30. A delicious treat for the entire family.
Edgelord Flakes™. Enslavement is Magic.
Huh. And here I thought he just
deleted all the commentsdiscorporated because no one was taking him seriously.One-note, but entertaining. Not bad at all.
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PFFFFFF! I kinda wish I'd found a way to make Pinkie say something along those lines at the end.
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Thanks for reading.
Sombra being an edgelord...is a lot more fitting than I thought.
In all, fun story!
Pinkie is making shots at a lot at OCs with this comment and I love it🤣 Leave it to Pinkie to keeping it real.
Yeah, that checks out.
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Perfection. Utter perfection.
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Almost as perfect as a rigid slave society. Now all must cower in fear at my awesome cape and crown. My cool new black hair. I know it’s a bit unnatural compared to more “average” hair colours like blues or pinks. But I feel it really brings out my true self.
And my throne. With a frame made of the bones of those who doubted my willingness to coup the government. And lined with the skins of hose who opposed my rise to power. (I swear guys it’s just a coincidence it looks just like the prop from old Spookems Nightmare Night Ornament Emporium.)
(Hey, wanna see my Sonic oc?)
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Rest in pieces, edgelord.
Okay, that was fun.