See that mess of a picture over there? It may be poorly made, but that's exactly what's happening right now. Yes, even the cookie dough. But the crazy part is that Discord can only be blamed for ONE part of this bizarre nightmare. This image is the result of a logical, if somewhat contrived, series of events.
So you might ask, what the buck am I looking at? Or maybe how the buck is any of this logical? Well, the first answer is yours for free, but the second is only available in the DLC. Please insert 6.99 imaginary dollars to continue.
Yes, this is a crappy April Fools day story.
Cover art made by me, to my everlasting shame, using a lot of stock images and a picture of Twilight with a rocket launcher by maximillianveers. Source link is to original image.
Excuse you, Mudkips are axolotls.
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This should be enough to get Luna to avert the Grandmapocalypse. In theory.
"You realize that the moment you give me the crown, you're on the hook for resolving at least five world-threatening disasters, right?"
"Twilight, I don't just realize that. I look forward to it."
Delightful madness throughout. Thank you for it.
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*snobbish ahem*
Mudkips are based on axolotls AND mudskippers. While nowhere near as cool looking as that fine fellow, mudskippers are another example of mother nature getting really creative: fish that can breath air and hunt prey using a sort of water breath. Sound familiar?
But seriously, I chose to reference to him as a mudfish because that's the official pokedex title: "The mudfish pokemon."
Ha
Pajamas, on the contrary, were completely silent, probably coerced into silence by overly aggressive cape.