After the defeat of Nightmare Moon, Celestia decides to celebrate by funding the creation of the first airport in Equestria. Excited to travel to far away lands, Luna and Celestia can't wait to try their hooves at air travel. Unfortunately the TSA has other plans.
Credit to Dart157 for coming up with the Premise.
Ha! That was really good, well done!
The cover art is extremely adorable
You would think Alicorns would have diplomatic passports. It would work better as a story if the Alicorns were trying to enter the USA.
Oh TSA
...when you go through them PLEASE make them smile
Tell them thanks for helping keep us safe
Im sure they would love to be told they are doing good
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Thank you, I hope you got a laugh
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TSA is useless anymore, this was perfect
Noooo! Think of how much this discriminates against earth ponies and unicorns who will never get a chance to fly from there again!
I really like this opening paragraph. You're giving us an effective image of the setting whilst also engaging our other senses.
Well, that's one way of explaining it!
Oooh careful, Celestia. Checks and balances, checks and balances... Tut, tut.
Oh wow, she did that. She actually did that.
Dang, it must've been bad then, lol.
I also sent a PM with some more notes for you. This was a cute lil fic! It's a pretty funny idea, that Celestia and Luna wouldn't be able to clear security. I LOVED the joke with Celestia flagging Luna for terrorism for putting the toilet paper in wrong. Pretty good! Have a like.
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Thank you for the comments
Moral of the story: don’t mess with the younger sister of the very Alicorn responsible for funding your job location
Can't blame a pony for trying to do their job, but you can blame them for not recognizing the heads of their own nation.
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Poor Luna just wanted to go on the flying machine
And this, dear friends, is what we call "fuck around and find out."
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EEYUP. This is how I can easily envision some of the pony's in the show acting, that is to say it's a wonder they have enough space in their brains to coordinate their own four hooves much less anything else.
I'm looking at you "eyepatch" and "plainity"
And yes I know this is supposed to be exaggerated silly on the idea of TSA agents having a reputation for weight-tossing.