They say that virtue is it's own reward, that it's good to help others out without expecting anything in return.
I can safely say that is officially bull crap. Now every week, I've got to deal with more of these unicorns coming in and making my life a sugar coated wreck.
(Written as an exercise to reinvigorate my writing juices for my other story, but I hope you enjoy.)
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Sorry, but one little detail just ruined the entire start for me: Who the hell does not at least like Egg Salad Sandwiches? They're so plain that it's nearly impossible to really form an opinion on one. It's like you're taking a bite from warm water. They're the most "Okay" of sandwiches.
All and all it's a good start and I can feel that this is going places.
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That's something I based on myself. I just can't stand egg salad. I like eggs fine other ways: scrambled, hard & soft boiled, sunny side, etc, but for whatever reason, I don't like egg salad.
I just went with the most unpleasant sandwich I could think of that I could get from a gas station or liquor store and that was it.
Thanks for the support!