An Alternate universe that deviates from the storyline seen in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! in which Celestia reveals at the Gala that she can in fact send him home.
Eager to do exactly what he's been waiting to do, he grabs his Clovevellian Staff and computer, and is promptly sent back to Earth, free from any more pony (and no, he will most certainly NOT be watching the show either).
A year passes and TD is happy back on Earth and has a job as an RA at his school. You know, the kind of job that requires a lot of human contact.
That's when the box shows up...
Yes, this is a TD version of My Little Dashie. Don't read if you don't like either MLD or TD in general.
Dis gon b gud story
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Ah, another story to clutter my favorites tab. Excellent.
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Kronk: Wait... what does that have to--
Shoulder Angel: No no... he has a point.
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Hehehehe. Oh, TD. Also, story, go to the Filly Fics group! I am the head honcho there, and in my opinion, this counts!
If I were TD I would have left with saying:
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Okay, first off, you could almost say,
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He's Tea-D
Next, The middle East:
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I even added Uzbekistan.
And lastly, my name is Ben too. To bad I'm not a brony.
I blame Trollestia.
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2108877 He IS home and that's the worst part.
2109055 As I think pretty much everybody has since the series began.
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That damn neighbor!
I think this sums up TD right now:
2109103 I ment as he left Equestria
Hmm, I liked the "I'm not a brony, get me out of Equestria!" story. If I understand this right, he gets sent back but so does a little Rarity? Most intriguing. I'll have to read this, as well as the sequel to "I'm not a brony, get me out of Equestria!"
Oh, and small favor, can baby Rarity also be a serial killer? I mean, who doesn't want to kill the cable guy who says he'll show up between 8 and 4, and then shows up at 5?
2109222 Serial killer? What? Why?
2109327 I wrote a character study serial killer Rarity story creatively called The Secret Life of Rarity.
2109348 So... she kills people.
YEAHTHAT'SGREATTOTALLYNOTHINWRONGWITHTHAT. *ahem* But seriously, how do you make Rarity a serial killer while making it believable?
2109372 Would you like the short explanation or the literary critic one?
2109327 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/40334/the-secret-life-of-rarity <- I seem to have broken the url tags.
Read it and you won't regret it. He's working on the threequel so there's plenty of character studying. Also, killing, and then motives and I'll just say Rarity would do anything to protect her favorite sister >.<
And wouldn't it be adorable for filly Rarity to kill filly Trixie for turning her little filly hair green? daaaaaw.
Ok, thread hijacking aside, this was a very interesting preview of what is to come. It can't be another portal accident. Someone found it, left a note, and snuck it in. He is not a brony, but I think as the only person in the dorm with a room to himself he is stuck with her.
So in this version of events, he could convert to brony, or have his brony friend take care of that. Given TD's past experiences I doubt either of those. So where will it go from here?
Curious to see where this goes. Intriguing concept.
Moremoremoremoremoremore now kai?
I can already tell I'm gonna laugh my ass off.
Look at you! You over-achiever. Writing multiple stories at the same time! Good luck with them
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Dis gon b a gud story.
milking that story for all it's worth...
well played BronyWriter.
well played.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY DID YOU END THERE!?!?!?! IT WAS GOING SUPER EXCITING!!!!!!
"no time should have passed"
aka have a car to the face.
Damn I called it. And that kids is why we don't punch the Princesses in the face.
Well it looks like we now know where the serial killer Rarity came from.
Even young, Rarity still manages to be Fabulous!
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2108689 Sho nuff. #2 on the featured box.
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your math is wrong it should be
Rarity ^Filly + Box X my coffee table - 20% X Earth / I haven't even been back a year and now the tables have turned X I have no idea what's going on=HOLY COW I'M SCREWED!!! / wait a sec i just give it to my roommate = success / you need to keep it away from him = yep your screwed
help out with the math i hope?
You should finish all these TD stories with a story about how Celestia initially messed up space-time with that portal thingy of hers (which she can apparently adjust to lead to the past!), and have a group of multiverse TDs from all these stories and the original story's non-canon chapters team up against something. Or just for the heck of it because they're all totally bros.
The d'aww is strong in this chapter.
I have waited forever for one of these: a My Little Rarity story! Rarity is my favorite pony!
I am?
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2111549 And she gets stuck with a totally sarcastic non-Brony. I hope that isn't an issue.
2111372 Eh, math never was my strong suit.
"Why me?" I mumble into my hands. "What sin against God or man did I commit that would justify this kind of thing happening to me?"
I'm really enjoying this so far. A reluctant non-brony has to take care of Rarity to satisfy his moral code. Quite the opposite of the overrated my Little Dashie. I think this will turn out to be a great story.
You know TD, still may have one last hoped. With Dashie, there was no way to return because Dash doesn't have magic. Rarity does, she only know levitation, but never the lest she can still learn from ground zero.
Give her some Harry Potter, Narnia, Eragon, Lord of the Ring and others movies or books so she can have some examples of how she in theory can manage new spells and then try to make a magic beacon of S.O.S so Equestria will be able to pin point her location, Celestia open the portal and step in the human world in a human disguise.
Play a visit to TD, demonstrate that she is in fact Celestia, take Rarity and problem solve.
2111592 It's ok. The story has Rarity in it. That evens it out
You just love to torture that poor guy with ponies, do you?
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makes sense though right?
You just know that Celestia is watching all this with her portal singing: Trollolololololololololololooolol.
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