…And I'm Still Fucking Fuming!

Okay, this blog post is for anyone who's added Friends With Benefits to thier favorites in recent weeks:

1.) No, the series is not in haitus.
2.) It very nearly was, even though I was slowly but surely adding onto it.
3.) Due to a series of technological mishaps (read: broken computers!) I've had trouble actually writing anything for any story I have currently ongoing.

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The Arcane Empire of Terra
Pivot Location Guide

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In the arcane arsenal of The Grand Archmage, therein lies six powerful curses, often called The Deadly/Lethal Casts. Very few mages can cast these, as it requires a high concentration of mana and mental focus to even begin casting them. The stain they leave on the caster is also considerable, often leaving scars or removing limbs during a successful cast. These spells are thus reserved for The Grand Archmage because of their potency and destructive power. Behold the following list, detailing

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Lost in His Own World

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Surprise! It's Not a Self Insert!

The last week or so, I've seen some interesting new readers to Friends With Benefits. I am slowly but surely working on the next chapter, but the Muses have taken a holiday somewhere in Majorca or somewhere adjacent. When they're coming back is up for debate. Given some of the comments I've been getting as of late, I decided to share some of what inspired me to write this story. And yes, it's not a self insert.

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Slow Steady Wins The Race but Maker-Fuck-Me-Roughly, It Is Tedious As All Get Get Out

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Let Me Count The Ways…

(Inspired By Andrew Joshua Talon's Hands and associated blogs.)

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Ask Me Anything!

Come on, you know ya wanna!

Also, today's my birthday. Anybrony wanting to send some birthday funds can go here: CAFFEINE!

Well, that's all for now. Until the next chapter, I am The Wolf Who Writes Prose.

Time To Define Some Things

I've had some new readers to Friends With Benefits and after I saw an article on Tumblr about things one should consider about making a magic system. I did a quick copypasta of that, so that new readers can get a better grip on how Steve works The Magicks! Also, I plan on having a AMA on 10/28 (#CAKEANDCANDY!) so come on down with your queries or posers. And now, Deep Magick…

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Give a man some coffee and he will be alert for a day; teach him how to make his own, and he will never bother your ass again!

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