Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--
Applejack's been through a lot in the last decade. She's faced great evils, found love, traveled across Equestria... and she's getting hammered right now. So why don't you take a seat, and let her talk your ear off for a bit?
All of our lives are made up of small adventures, blissful laughter, rending sadness and revealing contemplations. But the lives of ones such as the bearers, who always seem to be at the center of grand events, make for much more interesting news.
The heart wants what the heart wants. For a pony like Twilight Sparkle, this means making a few choices her mind might not agree with completely. But that's okay. As long as she can have her pie and eat it too.