The Best Threat Ever · 9:51am Aug 30th, 2014
I will hunt you down and mail you a brick with an angry face carved into it from the post office closest to your house. I will carve a face so angry that you'll wish the face wasn't so angry, but it won't work because I carved it into the brick that I shipped from the post office nearest your house. You will find the entire experience as unpleasant as it is confusing.