• Member Since 13th Nov, 2013
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Bastinator


My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

  • TAvian Politics
    Following the events of Soft Diplomacy, Anon's spent his months working his dead-end job, but he's fine with that. In fact, everything looks good for Anon. However, fate is a cruel mistress, and when he follows his friends, he sets out on a
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  • TThe Anons of Equestria
    Eight men are taken from their homes, each from a reality differing from the others. Seven veterans of Equestria, but one man is new to this land. He only has one wish: To go home.
    Bastinator · 43k words  ·  44  11 · 1.6k views
  • TDead Anon
    Following the events of Hero Anon, a long-dead hero finds himself amongst the living once more. Anon will do what he must to fulfill an old promise.
    Bastinator · 37k words  ·  31  7 · 1.5k views
  • TRisen
    An ancient race once thrived upon the surface of Equestria, but they were exiled for their brutality. Anon, is a member of that race, and when someone is foolish enough to bring them back, Anon is ready to bring them back to their former glory.
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  • TTwo Tracks
    Anon's done well for himself, but a surprise visit from Princess Sparkle, the subject of his long-held affections, brings up the past in ways he has tried to forget. Why did things turn out the way they did? Why did they take two different track
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  • TTo Be Human
    Death is a part of life that no one wants to think about, but he's not so fond of it either. After an eternity of work, Death finds Rainbow Dash, but instead of taking her away, he decides to stick around and find out what it means to be 'H
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  • TSoft Diplomacy
    After arriving in Equestria, Anon was at the mercy of life. He has a crap job, a boring life and he can't even speak up for himself if his life depended on it, but books have always been there for him. What if they got the attention of royalty?
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  • TSpartAnon
    Anon is a Spartan-IV and a member of Fireteam Crimson. When he accidently finds himself on the wrong end of a Forerunner artifact, he finds himself in Equestria. It has to be a dream, right?
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  • TAdventure Anon
    Anon's not your typical adventurer, actually, quite the opposite. He's pompous, arrogant, hateful even cruel, but he gets the job done. After taking a stop at Ponyville he begins an adventure that doesn't go as planned.
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  • THero Anon
    Following off of Anon in Equestria, a human is summoned into Equestria to fight a monstrous threat, but the human they chose isn't a fighter. In fact, he's not what they expect at all when they discover his relationship to their villain.
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  • TEmissary Anon
    Traveling across the sea, Anon is sent to Canterlot on behalf of his King. He is to deliver a message and aid the Equestrian Royalty in any way he is able, but events begin to spin out of control when Anon himself comes into question.
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  • TColonial Marine in Equestria
    Anon is the last survivor of the Platoon sent to a planet called Tranek-5. After activating some sort of device, Private Anonymous , Colonial Marine Rifleman, winds up in Equestria. He tries to move on, but he's not the only foreigner to Equest
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  • TAnon in Equestria
    A human takes a walk, only to end up in Equestria. His life is changed forever.
    Bastinator · 31k words  ·  115  24 · 4k views