I know exactly how I want to end the story, but between that and the first chapter I have to make the concept of "Twilight lugging a dead body around" entertaining. I could do it easily if I were an animator, but that requires a lot of time and effort(ew).

I can't really plan things out, I'm not that kind of guy, I just sort of write. Immature Fart Story and Oxygensplosion started as completely different stories, but then the end results just sorta...happened.

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Chapter 2: The Gathering of Vegeta

Last time on Dragonball Z, Goku and Krillin set off to find their friends. When Krillin found Tien, poor Chousu was dead!
“And… choke slammed him through a brick wall. He laughed, and said, ‘What’s the matter you stupid clown? Did I break your imaginary box?’ Then he picked Chousu up , smacked him around a bit, and cracked his back with a back breaker. After that, he gave him a roshambonie and sent him to the next dimension.”
(Back to our hero, Goku)

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8=========D~

"Mwahahaha, you were all fools to think you could defeat Pooplor: King of all Pony Shit!" cried Equestria's newest and most dangerous supervillain, "now watch mortal ponies, as I coat all of Equestria in heaps of moldy feces!"

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So today I was wandering around the local mall, lamenting my own existence.

I felt a bit thirsty, so I went to purchase a watermelon smoothie. It isn't on the menu, but they have Strawberry/Watermelon and they keep the flavors separate, so I can order it anyway, even if they look at me like I'm a psycho when I do.

As I was waiting for my drink I noticed this.

This is bullshit!

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Check out my philosphy-driven story!

No, literally, I need to post a rec journal tonight, this is getting deleted.
Woke up this morning with the end scene of a fic:
Discord shows up behind Celestia, who's crossing faces off a stained glass window.
She notices him, chastises him for scaring her, he realizes what she's doing and says, "Don't tell me you still believe in that fairy tale!"
Celestia responds, in Latin, "In Thanatos we must believe." Then she adds, "We must never forget."

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Bad Dragon collab is sexy.