I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...
Howdy howdy howdy! Long time lurker finally writing dumb dorky wholesome silly pony stuff after a bazillion years of thinking about it. Hope you like <3
Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.
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Your primary provenance of padded ponies pummeling petrifying plagues. Also, narwhals.
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