That semi-known writer with a few successes and an admin for Rage Reviews.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Life's too short for stress, so let's get cute instead.
Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma