Good day everyone, I'm General Tyrus, and I think it was wonderful that you've decided to look at this poor excuse of a profile. I enjoy writing and reading, and I hope you do as well. Cheers!

Because if everyone's a princess... no one is.

Hello and welcome!

Operating System In Random Internal Struggle

completely average

I write stories based on a little girl's cartoon at 3:00 AM while hopped up on pizza rolls and bagels.

ive been here since how long

Hey! Welcome to Fimfiction! Where most stories aren't crap. Hopefully you find something worth your while.

I'm a British Brony who loves reading FIM fanfic.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I suppose an introduction is in order. I'm caliginous, Prince of Illusions. And other things. I'm not talking about them.

Eternal Shimmerfag, unicorn supremacist, and suspected communist sympathizer. Fight me.

love who you love be who you are dont let the world put you down

A teller of tales, whenever I can manage to find my quills and inkwell, that is! Send me a PM if you want to chat!

Just another reader...

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

While my life is a bit mundane I go out of my way to be on a track less travelled as often as possible...

Hunting for the good fiction that may possibly leave me mentally scarred and wanting more.

I'm not really one for talking about myself.

I am going to watch magical, multicolored talking ponies learn about the values of friendship.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

A Kittykat who writes stories online about ponies.. Sounds Legit.

Doesn't log in daily. Mostly lurks.

I write fanfics and play video games. When I'm not doing that, I'm relaxing at the lake.

No

Dude who enjoys writing, video games, and multiple other things.

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