"The greatest stories are not written, but lived."

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Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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Howdy, I’m Burt.

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"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

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