A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Fimfic Writer, Proofreader and Editor to those who request it, and a sucker for stories with parental themes.
Coffee addicted Nox pony, proofreader and sometimes writer.
My goals: Hug Fluttershy, meet Twilight, and learn lots of long and fan— sesquipedalian words in order to expand my vocabulary.
Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page
I have been known to write smol horse words on occasion.
"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019