Twilight Sparkle had realized that she had been here before and that she had realized that she had been here before and that she had realized that she had been here before.
A terminally unhappy little Cadance, stifling under responsibilities and the eye of her aunt, is gonna show up her meanie aunt by vandalizing the walls. Celestia, an expert, is gonna show her how it's done.
The only thing standing between a trio of insatiably curious fillies and Equestria's absolute quasi-thermonuclear auto-annihilation is Twilight's idea of operational security. Between you and me? I don't think Equestria has a freakin' chance.
"All we must do to secure our stipend is grant fair Rarity a title? By all means, do so posthaste! We cannot foresee any harm she could encounter from that!" – Princess Luna, a notoriously poor prognosticator.
"Gran Pegasmo 4" is serious business. Contains no java, but does contain fan-service, making fun of the elderly, and acts of unspeakable violence against a Haystation 2.
"...for even the Alicorn, as powerful as they are, must fear that which cannot be tamed; Chaos, Entropy, and basic vehicle dynamics" -- "The Alicorn: A Study"
Twilight has successfully created fake government jobs to help her terminally broke friends. All they have to do is pass a simple little background check. Should be easy, right? Right? Now with additional funny!