Hi. My name is Tale Spinner, and I like to read about adorable ponies doing adorable things.

I write songs about friendship alone in a dark studio.

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.