"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Retired author, husband and father.

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Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Greetings. Welcome to my humble page. If you like, please stay awhile. Listen to the aria of the past.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I like Ponies, Minecraft, Harry Potter, and Danny Phantom. What more do you need to know?