Blueberry Muffins! Cinnamon Swirl! Adorable Fluffy Kittens! · 4:42pm Apr 24th, 2013
Twilight Sparkle stomped her way across the castle courtyard, fuming. “I cannot believe what that pony just said!”
Cadance looked up from the book she was reading. “Was it Blueblood again?”
Twilight nodded. “Ever since I became a Princess, he’s been trying to get me into his bed. Today he decided to enumerate the things he could do for me with… extremely creative metaphors. I think it was supposed to be poetry?”
Cadance laughed. “I suppose he can be kind of a cute little teddy bear.”