I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

"You can use that cupboard over there labelled 'Good French Things'. It's empty."

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Not a changeling.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Give Me A Sec, I'm Thinking Of Something Snarky To Say...

I'm

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

mwap

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

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I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

loves tiaras.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

(Account inactive.) I'm an aspiring editor. Not professional, but pretty darn close. Send me a private message if you want me to proofread your fic for spelling and grammar, style, or flow.

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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Diminutive Equine Novelist

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Author of that writing guide and some stories too.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.