The three pony races are nearly at war again over the age-old accusation that earth ponies smell like rotten sardines. As Equestria's only unbiased citizen, Anon is called upon to answer this question once and for all. It's an unenviable task, but the future of Equestria depends on him.
There are a few minor tie ins to my previous story, Anon is Going to Pony Prison, but nothing that means you have to read that one before this one.