Selling out has never felt so dirty.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.