Applejack is best pony~~

I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

A girl who likes writing

time is a crime

A deep and truthful writer, all my work comes from the heart.

Too much to write; too little time

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

What a beautiful Sunset.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

Being sad can be fun.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

U-um... I like ponies...

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I'm a Canadian gal who loves to write. :D