I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

Don’t like my writing? Great! Tell me why so I can improve! :)

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

I write what I want | Ko-Fi

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

Forget not that I am a derp.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I also draw pretty pictures :3

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

I type stories using my hands

reconstructing the deconstruction

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

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I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

irresistible

Writing is fun, but I'm a musician at heart. I'm a Piano Performance Major at Baylor University.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.