Gorefield VS Trollge (DEATH BATTLE!) · 8:20pm Dec 5th, 2022

APMusic: Gorefield, the parasitic monster who caused the "I'm Sorry, Jon" incident. Trollge, the rage-inducing meme-turned-eldritch horror. Reddit. It's a place where we can be ourselves... and create monsters from anything we want. But when those monsters get out of hand, what do we do? Make them fight to the death, of course! My name is APMusic, and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!

GOREFIELD

APMusic: Garfield. He's an iconic comic book character. There's no doubt about that. But sometimes, one small thing can drastically change someone's personality. When a parasite infected Garfield's body, he was no longer the same. Sure, he still liked lasagna and hated Mondays, but those were the only pieces of him left. Garfield was no more. Only a monster remained. This is Gorefield.

Background
-Full Name: Garfield
-Height: Varies depending on form
-Weight: Varies depending on form
-Loves lasagna
-Original species: Tabby Cat
-Created on Reddit
-Is actually Garfield infected with a parasite
-Hates Mondays

APMusic: Just to show how much of a monster he's become, he brutally attacked Odie, though it's questionable whether or not he actually KILLED him. His monstrous powers are incredible, including superhuman strength, atomical durability, and the ability to shapeshift his own body however he likes. He can also regenerate from fatal wounds. His sense of smell is incredible. The average cat's sense of smell is 14 times better than that of a human's.

Arsenal and Abilities
-Regeneration
-Shapeshifting and sizeshifting
-Superhuman strength
-Claws and fangs
-Atomical durability
-Transmutation
-Flight
-Tentacle manifestation
-Nail and muscle manipulation
-Additional limbs
-Enhanced physical skills

APMusic: With all this power, it was incredibly easy for Gorefield to brutally murder and devour Liz and Nermal. Only Jon was alive after Gorefield's house rampage, but his right hand had been bitten off by his former pet cat. In desperation, Jon set the house ablaze, causing it to explode with him AND Gorefield inside.

Feats
-Has killed countless people, cats, and dogs
-Has kept Jon safe via his heart
-Achieved the miracle of flight by
decapitating himself
-Survived the Arbuckle house exploding
-Survived a nuclear blast
-Survived getting shot in the eye
-Survived the Internet somehow

APMusic: However, Gorefield survived and absorbed Jon, finally completing his transformation into a monster. He somehow achieved the miracle of flight by decapitating himself and sprouting wings from his own head. Yeah. That happened. I've learned it's best to not question these things. Anyways, Gorefield has accomplished some pretty awesome feats of power. He's survived getting shot, his own house exploding with him in it, and even survived a nuclear explosion. This explosion looks similar to the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima, which required a yield of 15 kilotons of TNT, and I'm really highballing that. Granted, he wasn't at the epicenter, but it's still impressive. He was eventually branded as SCP-3166. However, you can try to secure and contain him, but no one can be protected from this monster. He can smell you. He knows where you are. And you can try to run, but at the end of the day, nothing can stop your inevitable fate as Gorefield is hungry for you... and lasagna.

Gorefield: Jon. The world is going to end, Jon.

TROLLGE

APMusic: (singing) You've been trolled, you've been trolled, yes, you've probably been told. Don't reply to this guy, he's just trying to get a rise, out of you, yes, it's true! You respond and that's his cue to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble. You've been trolled, you've been trolled. You should probably just fold when the only winning move is not to play. And yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying. You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day. (stops singing) Look, I had to do that, alright? Anyways, the Troll Face is probably the most iconic rage meme out there. However, becoming forgotten can drastically change someone's personality as well. This is the story of Trollge.

Background
-Full Name: Unknown
-Height: Varies depending on form
-Age: N/A
-AKA: Trollface, SCP-6661
-Created on Reddit
-Spawned a meme of its own called "Void Trollface"
-Is the embodiment of suffering
-Probably Slenderman's missing face

APMusic: There have been several recordings of this monster going on a rampage, with Me Gusta being one of the victims. Somehow, Trollge can kill memes. How?

Arsenal and Abilities
-Axe
-Flight
-Superhuman strength and speed
-Elasticity
-Shapeshifting
-God-like powers
-Reality control
-Datakinesis

APMusic: Well, he's got the power to do so. He can literally control reality itself. He's got superhuman strength and speed, he can squish and stretch his body any way he wants, and in another recording, it was shown that he can achieve the miracle of flight... by waiting for it to rain and covering himself in oil because screw logic. Jeez... is this a creepypasta or just the next stage in Troll Face evolution?

Feats
-Became a space station
-Has pissed off many people
-Can rap on par with Boyfriend
-Fought on par with Worship Demon
-Once turned himself into a pickle just for the hell of it
-Achieved the miracle of flight by waiting for it to rain and covering himself in oil because screw logic
-Destroyed several planets

APMusic: Anyways, it was only a matter of time before Trollge learned how to control data itself. On April 27th, 2077, the Artificial Divinity Incident began. The world was destroyed by an army of robotic minions under the command of Trollge. After that, it took one and a half years to build him a new body, which look a lot like the Death Star. This means that Trollge can destroy entire planets, which would require an energy of at least 50 petatons of TNT. Now branded as SCP-6661, he is a powerful terror, but not invincible. Even with all that power, there was one who stood up to him: the Worship Demon. But in the end, just remember that there's no escape from the monster known only as Trollge.

Trollge: Step 7, wreak havoc in every corner of the planet, have your minions slaughtering the humans, acquire most tech and information as possible to increase your power, the fall of humanity is close.

DEATH BATTLE!

APMusic: Alright, the combatants are set! And I've run the data through all possibilities! IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

(It's raining outside the Arbuckle house. Garfield is inside watching the rain fall when he sees an odd entity flying in the rain. The parasite takes over Garfield, turning him into Gorefield. He leaps out of the house through the window and extends a tentacle towards the oddity, revealed to be Trollge.)

Trollge: Step 1, what the hell? (Trollge, however, is swiped down from the air by the tentacle.) Step 2, you have made a bad mistake.

Gorefield: I'm eternal. I cannot die. You will be my next victim.

Trollge: Step 3, prepare to die by my hand.

FIGHT!

(Trollge leaps into the air and lands a few punches, but Gorefield isn't even fazed. In retaliation, Gorefield devours Trollge as he transforms into an insect-like monster. However, Trollge, now wearing a jetpack, blasts out of Gorefield, who simply reassembles himself.)

Gorefield: The world is going to end. You will not survive.

Trollge: Step 4, send your minions to harass him. (Trollge's minions begin to attack Gorefield, but nothing can harm the parasitic cat-like monster.) Step 5, fly into space while your minions are taking damage because screw it. (Trollge takes to the air as Gorefield proceeds to devour the rest of Trollge's minions. He sees his opponent taking flight.)

Gorefield: You can't run. (Suddenly, a comically large fist punches Gorefield in the nose.)

Trollge: Step 6, do a little bit of trolling. (Trollge is now extremely swole. With a devilish grin on his white face, he punches Gorefield repeatedly.) Step 7, you mad, bro? (Gorefield eventually manages to grab Trollge with his tounge and begins to pull him towards the mouth. In desperation, Trollge uses an axe to chop the tounge off.) Step 8, if you have an axe, use it. (He flies off into space with Gorefield's head, which sprouted wings, in tow.) Step 9, turn into a space station.

Gorefield: Wait, what? (Before Gorefield knew it, there was a space station in front of him.) Okay. COME ON!!! (Trollge blasts his opponent, but Gorefield regenerates quickly.) Like I said... I'm eternal. You can't stop me. (Gorefield's head spawns tentacles that encompass Trollge.) Now... DIE! (Gorefield begins destroying Trollge with his might, but from inside, laughter could be heard. Suddenly, Gorefield's tentacles begin to glitch and disintegrate.) IMPOSSIBLE! (Gorefield's wings increase in size and begin flapping, causing Trollge to be blown backwards. Trollge flies into an asteroid field, causing his space station form to be destroyed. Trollge, with his jetpack, faces his colossal opponent.)

Trollge: Step 10, laugh. (Trollge begins laughing. And laughing. He continues laughing harder and harder as he flies towards his opponent. He flies into the colossal monster's mouth, discarding his jetpack in the process.)

Gorefield: I told you... I am eternal. (Suddenly, Gorefield begins to glitch.) Wait... what's happening?! (Gorefield suddenly starts laughing as red lines of binary code encompass him, causing him to shrink and transform back into Garfield. The cat eventually disintegrates into mere ones and zeroes and only Trollge remains, floating in space.)

Trollge: Step 11, be happy you won.

K.O.!

RESULTS

APMusic: Huh. I thought the outcome would be WAY more gorier than that. In all honesty, though, this was a tricky one to figure out. Both Gorefield and Trollge are incredibly powerful, and they can easily destroy their own universes, which are similar in size and scope. Since they're so similar in brute strength, this really came down to who was faster, tougher, and more powerful. First off, speed. It's difficult to get an approximate speed feat for Gorefield, because his story is fairly inconsistent. The same thing could be said for Trollge, but he can clearly move way faster than you would initially think or else he wouldn't have been able to find planets to destroy quickly enough. However, because he became a space station that resembles the Death Star, this puts his top speed at 6,952.398 miles per hour! Next up, toughness. See, the stories of these two paint them as unstoppable, but they actually do have limits. At his best, Gorefield can survive up to 15 kilotons of TNT. However, Trollge was able to survive the vacuum of space, which would mess you up WAY more than an atomic bomb. Finally, power. Gorefield was able to completely encompass the Arbuckle house, but Trollge was able to destroy a planet. That would require an energy of at least 50 petatons of TNT, which is 3,333,333,333,333 times more powerful that the atomic bomb that dropped on Hiroshima, and definitely powerful enough to blast Gorefield to smithereens. And thanks to his datakinesis, Trollge can literally control the outcome of the fight itself. Also, he has an army that is just as powerful as himself, so he didn't even need to be there to put himself in harm's way. But, of course, he had to do a little bit of trolling. And it's important to note that at the end of the day, Trollge is still the Troll Face, and he was in full control of his own body. However, Gorefield's body is actually a parasite taking over Garfield's body, meaning that, technically, Garfield was never in control.

Comparison
Gorefield
+ Had a wider arsenal readily available
= Similar in brute strength
- Regeneration isn't as powerful as it may seem
- Garfield isn't actually in control
Trollge
+ Faster, tougher, and more powerful
+ Has an army as powerful as he is
+ Isn't affected by the laws of reality
= Similar in brute strength

APMusic: Looks like Gorefield's been trolled! The winner is Trollge.

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