Apr
1st
2013
By Order of Princess Celestia · 2:03pm Apr 1st, 2013
Good morning to readers of this user's journal entries,
The user known as "TypewriterError" has been banished to the moon until further notice. Do not anticipate further acts of slander against my character in the future. I have never been a human nor do I ever intend to be.
Regards,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Also, please be reminded that visiting the Statue Gardens after hours is strictly prohibited.
Happy Chaos Day!
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Good, good. My pieces are all falling into place.
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"Dear Princess Celestia" also forgot the moon now has WI-FI!
Take me with you! Don't leave Twilight behind!
That's a lot of paper to go through...
967928 I was just the first. it's already a party here.
967680 Just insult Princess Celestia and she'll throw you up here too.
Happy Chaos Day?
What does a day of making jokes has anything to do with me?
Celestia, is this your idea of a jo-
I see. Well played, Celestia. Well played.
No matter, I shall go back to having fun with your dearest sister, Luna, back in her new prison. Enjoy your day.
Chaos, stop spoiling my stories...
Aww man, you're like the 7th author to either quit, die, get abducted, or overall leave the fandom today.
This is the worst Apirl 1st ever!!! 
Aw the troll strikes again. But wait. If political slander agenst " her majesty," is all that is required to be banished, then why am I still here?
969172 That what I'd like to know... *suspicious look*
969391 We regret to inform you that this users IPad has exploded for reasons unknown at this time.
Yours truly,
Princess Celestia.