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Apr
6th
2013

GUYS! QUICK! · 1:31am Apr 6th, 2013

I need to name my spoon!

Seriously, if I lived in the world of Adventure Time...this would be my weapon.The jar of Skippy peanut butter is a large jar and there to show scale. The bowl of the spoon covers my face completely.

So...any names?

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Scoopudarus, the Death Utensil.

Let's Spoon.

The one the Dish wishes she ran away with.

Mass Cereal Killer.

Paul Bunyun's missing cutlery.

Spoontacular

Mad as a Spoon.

Penis Junior.

Spoonicus the Sportain!
ALT: Spondhi

The Tick

also where did you get this? Assuming you really have managed to possess this beautiful object:P

The Cereal Killer.

George.

Deathbringer.

Mother of christ. That's a big spoon.
The Cereal Destroyer.
That's what you should call it. :D

Ferrus Deus, God of Utensils and Eradicator of Liquid Food.

RBDash47
Site Blogger

Holy crap.

Trigati the pea finger, forged from the remains of the shovel Cotto that guided many strange hair cuts.

The first name that comes to mind is "The Tick" but that has already been mentioned. Hmm... How about Sir Spooneratti?

984463 *Brohoofs* Glad to see not everyone has forgotten the awesomeness that is the tick :pinkiehappy:

The Great and Powerful Spoon

Spooner

Scooper

Super Spoon

Yeah, I'm not good at naming spoons............:twilightblush:

unusually large objects are the best!! once i won a chocolate bar a little smaller then a door. unusually large objects are the best!

How about The Waitforit Spoon. Look at it like this: The (pronounced thee) Wait for it... Spoon! The middle name will be wait for it as one word. So, The Waitforit Spoon. HAHA! Fun with names! I love your large spoon btw! So cool! Or, here`s another option. The magical, mystical, fantastical um... spoon? Start with it sounding really loud and exciting and then end with "Um... spoon?" like you were going to introduce something really cool, but it`s a spoon. Here are some stupid ones: The Spoonster, My Little Spoonie and What The :) It`s a Spoon! If you make a movie about it, title it, The Life & Death of... My Spoon. Use one of my ideas! I tried to keep them funny because giant spoons deserve funny names. If you wanted a human name, try Herbert because it`s weird. You could even name it Heeeyy (pronounced like hay, but stretched out with an inflection). To wrap things up, stay pony my friends, I mean spoons.

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