• Member Since 14th Feb, 2013
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brony laughsatme


Name: Max Z. T. Schultz Age: 16 Country: USA Best pony: Rainbow Dash Hey guys, My name is Max, I live in Marion, Ohio. I go to Tri-Rivers Career Center for school.

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  • 528 weeks
    Here I am

    Dear Fimfiction Users,

    Sorry about the break stacked on another. I've just been so busy with school and other things. I really apologize to people who read my stories and I would like you to say your honest opinions in the comments below. Please, yell at me...

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  • 528 weeks
    Here I am

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  • 534 weeks
    I'm here don't worry

    Well I took a break from this site for a month, but I'm back. I want to say the next update for Pup and Heartless will be soon. I would be lying though. The truth is I've been hit with a severe case of writer's block. I will however do a one-shot, just to make it up to you. Its a grimdark but don't be alarmed. I will do my best to make it worth the read :D.

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  • 542 weeks
    Heartless update

    Well sorry it took so long guys but the new chapter for heartless is almost complete. I hope you all enjoy it when it goes up.

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  • 543 weeks
    You Guys write the story?

    Hey everypony. I had an idea pop into my head... I know you're probably thinking "oh shit" or "run for your lives," but hear me out.

    I want you guys to try and write one of my stories. So this is how it's gonna work.

    -you guys can give me ideas and I will write
    -I wont write a single character unless it is approved by you guys.
    -you can decide everything and i wont argue a bit.

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Jun
8th
2013

Double digits!!!! WTF! · 4:14am Jun 8th, 2013

I just noticed something... I hadn't even gotten half my ideas for Pup's first story and l've already got 8 chapters!!!!

Now all I have to say to that shit is...ahem... OH FUCK YEEEAAAHHH... This being this is my fort story reaching double digits.

This is a cause for celebration...


"Yo dog dis niggas crazy"

"Get the fuck outa my house can't you see I'm doing a useless blog that nobody gives a shit about"

"Yea we just don't care... Hey lets see if he got any more chocolate milk..."

"I really have lost all respect for bananas... OK THAT IS IT... IM MAKIN FRUIT SMOOTHIES!!!!!!!!"

"OH SHIT LETS GET OUTA HERE CRAZY MOFOS GOT A BLENDER!!!!"

"Come here you talking mutant fruit that somehow keeps respawning in my kitchen."

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This is an SOS we are send from dis crazy persons account, he's trying to kill us you have to help, oh shit I think he's coming...

Please hurry,

Signed,
The talking mutant banana from the kitchen table.

Ps if you see any vegetables tell them I said fuuuuuuuck them...

And it not just "fuck" its "fuuuuuuuck"

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