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Name: Max Z. T. Schultz Age: 16 Country: USA Best pony: Rainbow Dash Hey guys, My name is Max, I live in Marion, Ohio. I go to Tri-Rivers Career Center for school.

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  • 528 weeks
    Here I am

    Dear Fimfiction Users,

    Sorry about the break stacked on another. I've just been so busy with school and other things. I really apologize to people who read my stories and I would like you to say your honest opinions in the comments below. Please, yell at me...

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  • 528 weeks
    Here I am

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  • 534 weeks
    I'm here don't worry

    Well I took a break from this site for a month, but I'm back. I want to say the next update for Pup and Heartless will be soon. I would be lying though. The truth is I've been hit with a severe case of writer's block. I will however do a one-shot, just to make it up to you. Its a grimdark but don't be alarmed. I will do my best to make it worth the read :D.

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  • 543 weeks
    Heartless update

    Well sorry it took so long guys but the new chapter for heartless is almost complete. I hope you all enjoy it when it goes up.

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  • 543 weeks
    You Guys write the story?

    Hey everypony. I had an idea pop into my head... I know you're probably thinking "oh shit" or "run for your lives," but hear me out.

    I want you guys to try and write one of my stories. So this is how it's gonna work.

    -you guys can give me ideas and I will write
    -I wont write a single character unless it is approved by you guys.
    -you can decide everything and i wont argue a bit.

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Aug
6th
2013

So ask away final. · 1:42am Aug 6th, 2013

Timothyz asked, "1) if you had to, which pony would you spend the rest of your life with?

2) Would you rather be a young pegasus that failed his flight test or would you rather your name be picked from the cupcakes drawing."

1) Applejack, hands down... There is a reasoning behind that choice too.

2) Fuck them cupcakes Rainbow Factory all the way... Being made into cupcakes does drastic damage to my skin and internal organs. So I usually steer clear of that.

Thank you Timothyz.

I will no longer be doing these because I feel you guys are somewhat annoyed... Peace out!!!

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interesting awnswers not sure if i want to know the reasoning

1264712
Well it's not bad.

It's because...
1) twilight would do experiments on me.
2) Fluttershy would be to scared to talk.
3) rainbow lives in a cloud and fuck heights
4) pinkie pie is just herself
5) I fucking hate rarity.

But Im no stranger to hard work and I don't have to be driven crazy or have to fall and break everyone in my body...

1264765 no the first one i would understand but the second awnser remember from the first story how orion if i remember correctly it twisted him all around his ribs sticking out of his sides though pinkamena would be about three times worst but one more question hopefully w]you don't see a bad side to aj (applebloom)

1264780
Yes but in awoken there was one who got to work there instead of being killed.

If you have never read Awoken ill send you the link just send me a PM.

1264789 no i have read it sadly

1264792
The ending sucks but I would have waited I think if you were rainbows progress or you'd be able to slowly take the factory down.

1264816 you know i wonder what would it be like if and if a major accident to occur as if the machine(s) exploded or a shipment of liquid thunder (in a vat) leaked right in the "lobby" of the real rainbow factory the main work-floor i guess

1264828
I wonder... Lets start up a human version of the RF!!

1264843 oh dear god wait anthro or full on humans that have weather making device

1264850
It was a joke... Just don't fail the physical training test and you'll be ok... Probably.

1266013
To the humanized RF you go.

1266018 then i will try to fight back well that or i'm well then i guess i'm fucked

1266020
XD I would fight back too, I always was a fighter. I'm actually on a 5 win streak in kickboxing.

I dropped out of the mma to practice.

1266034 well what if they had the monkeys with the mind control helmets

1266044
I'd fucking keep them monkey as far away from my bananas as I can and I'd stomp on their throats if the got close.

1266048 you know it's sad my own invention it needs something better like flying squids yes flying squids with lasers on the end of their tentacles

1266052
Now how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that?!

Flying fucking squids??

1266077 oh those are just the "ground" troops my main infantry i have giant squid with 105mm cannons octoupi being my commandos hiding in little glass jars they are the perfect assasin

1266086
*grabs his iPod and his combat knife*

Well lets do this then!!!

1266094 wait drink that shit just grab that jar behind you and open it

1266096
*opens jar and drinks*

Eww man why does this shit have blood... And more importantly why is it chewy?!

*throws jar at wall and rages*

1266101 well god job you just ate your assasin well be ready for his 27 sons i'll go tell him that you ate their father then tell his only brother his brother was eaten so i hope you have fun *comes back in 20 minutes* well you are fucked i hope you are okay after this

1266103
*Pulls a granade pin.*

Fuck that shit!!!

*hugs timmothyz*

See you in hell bro.

1266112 *bro hugs* you know is where did you get that grenade if you got it from my belt it might be a dummy

1266161
I got it from my stash of gernades

*blows them up*

*is in hell now*

Well this sucks

1266341 i know it's an office wait what is it for you maybe we have our own personal hell *hums in thought* i am going to try and find legion*from mass effect* i doubt he's here but still he is awesome

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