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Lord Destrustor


So long and thanks for all the fics!

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  • 417 weeks
    On powers and limits.

    This is going to be a little ramble, inspired by This thread, and further ruminated during the week, in which a discussion with a friend eventually turned to the topic of certain superheroes.

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  • 424 weeks
    If you took bronies...

    ...Ground them up into a fine paste, and spread them across the surface of the earth...
    I'm pretty sure no vegetation would ever grow again.

    'Cause we's a salty bunch, I tell ya hwat. Salty as fuck.

    8 comments · 776 views
  • 425 weeks
    On Friendship, Forgiveness and REVENGE

    You know who needs a hug?

    This pone needs a hug.
    You know why she needs a hug?


    FOR REVENGE

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    4 comments · 772 views
  • 442 weeks
    New Year's Newsletter or Whatever

    I've been told today's a special day for some reason, so I figured I might as well talk to you guys for a bit.

    Joyous Birthmas Everyone!
    Or Happy New Year if you don't live one week in the past. We managed to cling to the earth while it spun one more time around the sun at sixty-six thousand miles per hour. Good job guys.

    How's you's been doing?

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    6 comments · 633 views
  • 453 weeks
    I helped someone do a thing.

    Hey guys, I drew the coverart for someone's story and I'm thinking It'd be cool to throw a few dozen pairs of eyes on it, if only to witness my skills.
    You might want to check it out. Or at least give it a chance. Pwease?

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Oct
2nd
2013

Monthly shmonthly update: Octoburr · 1:25am Oct 2nd, 2013

So, heh, let's get to the meat of things right away:
Next Frequencies: 489 words.
Next My voice in a Head: 17 words...

Uh... yeah, um...

On a COMPLETELY unrelated note, Diablo 3 is a pretty fun game.

I have an idea for something fun to do on Halloween; change my username for something creepy like "An eldritch abomination" or "An axe murderer" and then go follow a bunch of people so that they get messages like "A blood-soaked Maniac is watching you" in their notifications. On a scale of lame to annoying, how fun would that be?

Now for a bit of total rambling:
Never trust commercials.
Ever. Seriously, I recently saw an ad for pizza on TV or something, and in the part where we're proudly shown the pizza being sliced, I noticed the parts of the slicer-wheel thingy that had passed through the pizza came out perfectly clean. Not a spot of sauce or cheese or even the glistening spark of some grease. They had modified the image to erase any trace that it had passed in the pizza, as if they wanted us to believe that their pizza was so awesome that it didn't even leave the dishes dirty. (or they had some statistic data telling them that people are more likely to buy clean things and thus said "Everything must be spotless! Who cares if it's not even believable?")
If they were ready to go to that length just for some inane detail that no one in the history of ever would ever notice, and more importantly believe, what other trickery did they use? What's the point of even watching commercials if they are all 100% lies?

The moral is: Just go out and try things for yourself. It's the only reliable way to know if something is good.


Yep, that's pretty much it for now, I guess. See you around!
I hope that was at least mildly entertaining and that you won't unfollow me for too much useless blatant bullsh*t because that would make me sad and I would cry and holy hell why are you still reading this? There are so many uses of your time that would be better than this! Have you told your loved ones that you love them recently?

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Comments ( 3 )

I recently saw an ad for pizza on TV or something

wait, people STILL watch TV? also afaik most of the food in TV commercials is plastic or something.

I never really trust commercials anyway :pinkiesmile: At least not food commercials. Actually I can't really remember the last time I saw one. Oh and on a scale from lame to annoying, your idea for Halloween sounds pretty awesome actually.

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I know, right? I basically see them more as screens for game consoles than possible entertainment in their own right by now. TV is such a dying medium.

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