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Kalreas


Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.

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  • 441 weeks
    Not Again

    Another accident?

    ...

    Oh no. Magically?

    ...

    No. No, this will not stand. I will not allow this again.

    ...

    I know what happened to the last human, Shining Armor. I know full well, better than you.

    ...

    I have this under control. It's not like they have much more than their bodies to fight back with. We have the upper hoof.

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  • 445 weeks
    I May Not

    I may not reach the deadline I set of 12/20/15 for the release of the sequel to MPWFoE. And I apologize.
    I may not be releasing the updated Delicacy as I'd wanted to.
    I may not be surprising many of you if you know me and have followed me for a while.
    I may not be making much sense, and I may not be very relevant or important right now.

    I may not be writing what I said I'd write.

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  • 454 weeks
    A Hundred Followers And More

    Huh.
    Well would you look at that.
    And I didn't even try for the last one.
    Feels somehow unrewarding for getting a follower randomly, but hey. I'm not knockin' ya.
    unlessyouwantmeto

    So anyway, it's been a while. Comparatively, been a while. Like... since my last blog post, not since...
    youknowwhatImean

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  • 457 weeks
    Reasons

    Why this?
    Why that?
    Why then?
    Why them?
    Why? Just... why?

    Let me answer your questions.


    Why this?
    A 'Money Problems With Flavors of Eggnog' sequel. Why this?

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  • 461 weeks
    Pumped Up

    I opened the bathroom door and turned on the sink water, ready to dip my hoof down to catch some and splash it onto my face when I heard a quick shout and a shuffle from the bathtub that shocked me out of my thoughts.

    "Pound, jeez, knock at least!" Pumpkin settled into a position facing away from me, and I couldn't help but chuckle slightly.

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Dec
3rd
2013

Moment Of Hilarity 1 · 3:04am Dec 3rd, 2013

Yeah, gonna make this a series, because this needs to happen.

My dad runs a small local business, and he was talking to his brother on Skype, which he uses for aboslutely everything call-wise. Whether friends or business. They had just disconnected, and a moment after the call ended, he got another call on his Skype. Without looking, thinking that it was a call back from his brother, he decided to use his calmest and most official business voice possible, and directly after he answered the call, he immediately said: "Cannibalistic tendencies, can we help you?" Only to realize a moment later that it was a poorly timed business call.

It didn't last long, as you can imagine. He called back as quick as he could while I was laughing hysterically to explain the situation to the person that called, and then we were all laughing as the person on the other end started laughing like me.

Ah, business.

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