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Dec
31st
2013

Family Trips Taking Too Long, and Apple Farm Is Doomed · 7:09am Dec 31st, 2013

Alright,
So i'm busy with my family stuff, but on the bright side, I have now met a ton of art people and a few interesting art things... (seriously this place is crazy!)

also I'm doing snow sport stuff...

anyways...

Apple Farm Is Doomed.

If you take a few simple things into account you will see...
one: building a reserve will cause a cider shortage.
two: without cider the farm cant make it through the winter months. (see flim flam bros episode)
three: apple trees take at least three years to produce an edible fruit (farmers almanac)

so at the end of the latest episode, they built a reserve. I'm going to assume its a land trust.
But to do this they would have waisted time putting things together.

this causes the cider shortage.

so the farm goes into debt and has to get help from the government.

but it doesn't end there. You see during the shortage It is only good sense that someone might try and fill the void. so the apples would have that hurdle to deal with in the future.

With the new apple shortage from the bad harvest, the price of apple family apples would be inflated. meaning that non local pommes could be cheaper and therefor act as another hurdle for the apple family,

really, the only thing the apples would have left is the patent on the zap apple process.

but with mounting debt, the family would probably be bought out by a parent company. barnyard bargains maybe? or flim flam bros.

the land trust for the vampire bats would be the only thing remaining from the venture, and sinse the land trust was put together quickly, chances are it could be overturned by corporate lawyers, and soon after have the vamp bats either relocated or just put under the spell like last time!!! (just get a big bunch of apples behind some chicken wire and cast the spell again!)

as to flutters, with her living near apples she could regress, and without her friends running the farm, chances are she would be captured and subjected to some god awful rehabilitation... or just shot... which is what most farmers do when they see some wild thing eating their crops or commodities. (foxes, dear, chicken hawks)

but hey, at least the message of short term solutions got shoehorned in there, even for a lack of good sense.

disagree with my ideas? comment.

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I have to clap at this logic. Not alot of ponies possess this smartness. :twilightsmile:

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