Skype - The Scaly D

[2:03:38 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I think my college has grown wise to the habits of a typical college student.
[2:03:39 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fblog%2F3-books-from-dinosaur-eroticas-most-prolific-author%2F&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNGHRytxT6ykQJvTd6HXWZb2zDDGIw
[2:03:47 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fblog%2Fwhy-journalism-screwed-and-obsessed-with-dinosaur-sex%2F&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNH_YprWWQj68iYqehHC3CYSreMRJQ
[2:04:01 AM] Steventheman: [2:03 AM] Strongbrush (Spike):
<<< I think my college has grown wise to the habits of a typical college student.
They filtered your internet?
[2:04:22 AM | Edited 2:04:36 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): The Student Health Center has bowls of condoms lying around.
[2:04:34 AM] Steventheman: Grab handfuls.
[2:04:36 AM] Steventheman: Do it.
[2:04:40 AM] Steventheman: For America.
[2:04:48 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I'm one step ahead of you.
[2:04:51 AM] Rejigaydar: lel
[2:04:58 AM] Rejigaydar: to make it look as though you are having sex
[2:05:01 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): There's eight in my desk right now.
[2:05:02 AM] Rejigaydar: you need so many
[2:05:08 AM] Rejigaydar: when instead you just wank into them
[2:05:30 AM] Rejigaydar: also did i already link muh story here?
[2:05:34 AM] Steventheman: Unwrap them all next time family come over, pour a little milk into all of them and leave them on your floor in various areas, like your couch or your computer chair.
[2:05:47 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): It's a lot more classy than using Bounty.
[2:06:02 AM] Steventheman: That's called a Posh Wank over here.
[2:06:28 AM] Steventheman: Because you have to pay a pound in a male toilet normally for condoms.
[2:07:01 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): My CVS charges out the ass for them.
[2:07:27 AM] Sigma.EXE: I recall seeing a tampon dispenser in the male's bathroom in a place once.
[2:07:29 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): You can't buy singles.
[2:07:36 AM] Sigma.EXE: Why it was in the MEN'S, I have no idea.
[2:07:45 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): and three-packs cost like four bucks.
[2:09:17 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I plan to hoard as many of these as I can so I won't be unprepared if I ever meet a woman who doesn't mind that I'm slightly insane.
[2:10:12 AM] Steventheman: Just remember to never stick thy dick in crazy.
[2:10:43 AM | Edited 2:10:46 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Understood.
[2:11:36 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): As much as I respect Barney Stinson, I do not follow the Crazy/Hot Scale.
[2:13:03 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/2/5/209725.jpg?v=1 WHAT THE FUCK.
[2:13:39 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...All ten of these are written by the same woman. WHAT the FUCK is wrong with you, lady?!
[2:13:50 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I read on KYM about Amazon taking down loads of "monsterotica."
[2:13:52 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/3/4/209734_v1.jpg Why.
[2:14:15 AM] Steventheman: [2:13 AM] Sigma.EXE:
<<< ...All ten of these are written by the same woman. WHAT the FUCK is wrong with you, lady?!
She wants the scaly D.
[2:14:19 AM] twow443: Um.
[2:14:21 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/3/3/209733_v1.jpg
"A very special T-Rex is hunting her -- this T-Rex has psychic powers."
I wish I was kidding, but that is real and that is the actual blurb.
[2:14:25 AM] twow443: twow443 runs away fast.
[2:14:26 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): That is to say, porn with monsters in.
[2:14:38 AM] Steventheman: [2:14 AM] Sigma.EXE:
<<< "A very special T-Rex is hunting her -- this T-Rex has psychic powers."
...WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT.
[2:14:45 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: TheAuthorGl1m0 runs into the chat.
[2:14:48 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2:14:52 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: TheAuthorGl1m0 runs back out.
[2:17:44 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/7/3/1/209731.jpg?v=1 OH FOR FU-
[2:17:55 AM] Sigma.EXE: twow, do you hate womanhood as much as marehood?
[2:18:04 AM] Sigma.EXE: Key Blurb: "When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh."
Not kidding.
[2:18:09 AM] twow443: Yup. Now I do.
[2:18:15 AM] twow443: Because the FUCK?
[2:18:35 AM] Sigma.EXE: Judging from that tyrannosaurus' expression, he's not euphemistically "interested" -- he's legit aghast that his dinner's on the cusp of climaxing. His eyes scream, "Look, lady, I know my fossil record, and I am sooo fucking uncomfortable right now."
[2:18:58 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: TheAuthorGl1m0 falls from the sky.
[2:19:19 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Somebody catch him?
[2:19:26 AM] Steventheman: Jurassic Park would've been a MUCH more interesting film if one of the characters totally wanted to fuck a T-rex.
[2:19:27 AM] SC276 the Azelf: Why would "womanhood" even be a thing...?
[2:19:32 AM] Sigma.EXE: I'm not sure if I should be happy about finding this article, or disappointed that it had to be made in the first place.
TheAuthorGl1m0 hits the ground at terminal velocity.
[2:19:52 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Never mind.
[2:20:04 AM] Sigma.EXE: He'll be fine.
[2:20:11 AM] DarthRevanFTW: ...I'm not cleaning that up.
[2:20:12 AM] Sigma.EXE: It's only terminal.
[2:20:15 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: TheAuthorGl1m0 gets up, perfectly fine, and see the above blurbs.
[2:20:17 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: !?KCUF EHT TAHW
TheAuthorGl1m0 runs away.
[2:20:42 AM] Steventheman: Coward.
[2:20:49 AM] DarthRevanFTW: Also, WHAT.
[2:20:51 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I think we scared him backwards.
[2:20:55 AM] Steventheman: Can't handle the scaly D.
[2:21:02 AM] Sigma.EXE: Shouldn't that be ".yawa snur 0m1lGrohtuAehT"?
[2:21:16 AM] Steventheman: Futaloo has a scaly D.
[2:21:28 AM] Steventheman: Steventheman is beaten to death by sailors.
[2:21:31 AM] twow443: The best D ever.
[2:21:33 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Really Steve?
TheAuthorGl1m0 runs back in, brandishing a katana, and decapitates both Steven and twow before running off again.
Sigma.EXE grabs the heads and goes bowling.
[2:22:46 AM] DarthRevanFTW: I'm not cleaning those up either.
[2:22:54 AM] twow443: I swear he has Futaloo as a trigger word.
[2:22:55 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): You people should all know by now that scaly Ds come in pairs.
[2:23:01 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...
Sigma.EXE just imagined an anthro dragon with D-cup breasts.
[2:23:20 AM] Sigma.EXE: GOD /DAMMIT!/
[2:23:21 AM] Steventheman: ...
[2:23:27 AM] Steventheman: I could work with this.
[2:23:32 AM] Steventheman: I don't want to, but I could.

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