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MerlosTheMad


Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

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  • 169 weeks
    *Cruises through*

    I was going through an old hard drive and found this sound file I never uploaded. If anybody likes listening to nerds from ten years ago talk about fanfiction with little ponies in it here's one I recorded with Hoopy Mcgee and Mrpockets at our heights of fanfiction. (Warning there is a little vulgarity. I was just out of the army when I recorded this I think. lol)

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  • 375 weeks
    Hello everyone, just an update.

    Well, suffice it to say, my renewed effort to start updating to schedule once again didn't pan out. It was maybe a bit naive of me to try and hold myself to that, especially considering how bad my track record had been the last couple of years. Still, I felt I had to try.

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  • 398 weeks
    Well, I bet we all thought this day was never coming.

    That's right, ladies and gents, an Mlm update.

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    26 comments · 1,250 views
  • 399 weeks
    Moving Forward, cause I'm back!

    I probably don't deserve to use a song this awesome, but...

    Heeeello everypony. I hope you've been enjoying the updates so far. Or, at least, you know, tolerating them.

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    27 comments · 991 views
  • 399 weeks
    Whoooa. Two blogs in one year? Who am I and what did I do with the real Merlos!

    It's true, I am in fact... a changeling! The real Merlos is currently locked in the basement of this stinky wizard tower, and I am readying Queen Chrysalis' eeeevil plan to take over all the fimfiction writers and then the whole world! Bwahahaha!

    Except not.

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Apr
1st
2014

Blog News! Mary is a Mare clopfiction! · 6:03am Apr 1st, 2014

That's right guys, a friend going by the name of Stormy Weather is currently drafting a clop-fiction of Mary and Stan awkwardly engaging in a night of sinful delight, neither of them knowing whether or not what they're doing is right, wrong, or at all worth the regret that morning may bring. Why does Stormy want to write it? The testimony reads curiosity over love, and its longevity in such a situation.

Personally I don't care for graphic stories like that, myself. I've always been interested in the stories here for their creative merit, the lively cast of characters from the show, and the stories that those two combinations create. But, Stormy wants want to write it! If you have any thoughts on the premise feel free to leave them here or go message Stormy about it. He'd love to hear any recommendations or suggestions. Maybe positions, hell I dunno.


(Thought I'd re-use the somewhat context appropriate image.)

Oh, and today's April Fools day, too. Happy April fools day everyone! :trollestia:

Comments ( 31 )

*Reads title*
"Wut."

Wake me when someone gets around to writing the Twilight/Jo/Alice three-way of destiny. :ajsleepy:

1971635

Oh geez. :facehoof:

I get the feeling Alice would be the 'guy'

:pinkiegasp: ... Uh, I- ... Yeah, hmm... :applejackconfused:

Honestly, I'm a little surprised that it took this long.

That's inters- *looks at date*

... I'm calling your bluff.

1971666

:pinkiehappy:

(It took six people, but someone finally did!)

I don't think the idea is a big deal. They're married and she's still in there. That body could be a LOT worse...My Little Marriage, Mary is a Crustacean comes to mind. Or My Little Marriage, Mary is a Warthog even, lol. At least she's still adorable.

One thing though and maybe this is because i haven't caught up with the story the last few chapters but...why is that pic of Mary sporting Twilight's cutie mark? And no, don't worry about spoiling it for me, I'm going to read it anyway and I'm not the Doctor so I actually LIKE spoilers, lol. I'd make a TERRIBLE husband for River Song.

Nooooooooooooooo!!! You maniac!

Anything from or aboot ATL or MIM would be welcome by me and was happily curious as to how it would go between the two. Only to copy the mini bottom text and fall into despair.:raritycry:

I... I just... :facehoof:
I'm both okay and upset you didn't share this with me directly...

Well aware of what day it is, but I would read something like that if done well. Because honestly? It'd be an interesting bit of character study. How would a loving married couple deal with things like that when put into such a situation? The struggle of dealing with the one you love being in such a different physical body* when both of your libidos are (presumably) still the same.
*As mentioned, said body is still, at least, adorable. I can't not look at the picture in the blog post without going "Dawwww...".



I think way too hard about things like this...:unsuresweetie:

1971675

Oh my god I forgot about that I am so sorry. :facehoof:

I think we're all waiting for the fic in which Sweetie Bot discovers her 'vibrate' function.

1971782

Hey, you thought of it first! Your the right pony to make it happen. :pinkiesmile::ajsmug::derpytongue2:


:unsuresweetie:

Not sure if I believe this seeing as it's April first, but if it is happening then that's pretty cool to hear. I am a big fan of pony x human relationships and getting intimate is just sealing the deal! I will keep an eye out and see where this goes if it is true.

...now the question is, will this stay as a joke or will it gain form and actually cast it's shadow on us...
Wanted to be melodrmatic, I just sound stupid

....INTERNATIONAL TRUST NO ONE DAY!

1971728 Well it IS all your fault after all. XD

1971671 okay so, two questions.
Is this real or an April Fools?
What are you doing conscious at 3 AM eastern?

I may just avoid the site for the rest of the day...

Whether or not this is an April Fool's prank, I have to say that I've been more than interested to see if Stan and Mary have engaged in... ah... "marital activities" since Mary's transformation. There have been scenes in the story that suggest that they have. That said, an actual story focussing on it (specifically, the awkwardness, the experimenting with Mary's new anatomy and both their reaction to the experience during the post-coital 'downer') could be interesting. There's no need for it to be clop, just a perspective chapter of their thoughts and reactions before during and after.

I suppose it all goes to show that love is about the other person, not their species.

1972271 Hmm, I'm almost certain I they did in one of the time skip period.

Anyway, I'm affraid that this april fool joke isn't exactly disbelievable. You only need to find the proper person to write it. :trollestia:

1972608 Half-tempted to take a stab at it myself. :3 would be the first MLP themed fanfic for me, though. ...Or would it be a fanficfic? Fanfanfic? FanficFanfic? MetaFanFic? I DON'T KNOW.

Um, the link provided goes to the aforesaid writer and after a brief exchange, he does seem to be really working on it.
That, or I have been excellently duped. But, I am inclined to say it is legit :pinkiesmile:

1973585 Trust Merlos to make it impossible to know if it's just a joke or not on the 1st April... The crazy is strong in that one. :trollestia:

1974147

Well I do have a reputation to live up to. :trixieshiftright:

Ew...At least he's got your okay.

A clopfic fic for My Little Marriage? I don't know, man. Granted, this is a good way to address the issues of a man suddenly being married to a mare, but something like clop might be jumping the shark. Granted, this wouldn't be the first story where a human had sex with a pony, but still...

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