April Fool's Day Blog Post #304634 · 5:49pm Apr 1st, 2014
Well, it was inevitable. With real life encroaching ever more on my free time, I'm just not finding enough time and motivation to continue writing AC#116457. It's pretty much an issue that I either have time but no motivation, or I have motivation but no time. As a result, I'm cancelling the story.
However, since I don't want my dear readers to feel let down, I'll go ahead and tell you how it ends (no spoilers because the story won't be finished). The climax occurs when Bill participates in a Royal Orgy (Celestia on Bill on Luna on Cadance on Twilight and back around to Celestia). Afterward, Bill is so exhausted that he passes out in a sex coma. Then, in a great big plot twist at the end, it turns out that Bill was comatose the whole time, and Luna was just giving him a really good dream as he died slowly in a hospital bed.
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The one thing I love about this post?
It's the April Fool's Day post. No way to tell if you're dead serious or not.
But who the hell cares! Clop for all!