Infinite Evil Asks... · 11:10pm Apr 29th, 2014
Hello Bronies! I think this will be a series now... Anyways, a on a blog post, I got over 25 questions! I have decided to do this and this will also cover for tomorrow!
Lets get started!
1. How are you today? Fine. I'm sick though...
2. How many bitches would you bang if you were in Equestria? None.
3. What three things do you think of most each day? What will I find today? What can I do? Will I relive my past?
4. Can you roll your R's? Yes.
5. If you could be any famous person who would you be and why? James Patterson because I love his books! I want to know more about writing from him if I ever got the chance!
6. What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken? A diamond wristwatch. $3,500
7. If you can't specify songs, then what are your favorite musical artists? Real World: Tim McGraw, The Beatles, and Kenny Chesney. Brony Fandom: Black Gryph0n, Mandopony, and TheLivingTombstone
8. Favorite albums? Remember, I don't have favorite songs or albums. Only artists!
9. Where on the internet do you fuck shit up muck about? My Email. Why, I don't know.
10. Do you like your age? Yes.
11. Do you shave your legs? Nope.
12. How tall are you? 6''0
13. Whats your favorite Movie quote? "You take 'Make yourself at home' a bit too seriously..." - Lucy Heartfillia
14. Do you read any books at all? I have a big bookshelf filled with them and all of them have been read. So, yes.
15. How smart are you? 4.0 GPA. All advanced classes.
16. Where do you live? (I'm totally not planning to blow you up with a tactical air strike. Nope, not at all.) How about this.(Should be hard for you!) Ancient Florida.
17. Do you know what an anti-villian is? Yes.
18. Left or right handed? Both, but I prefer my right hand.
19. Do you remember that Bing exists? Barely!
20. What is your name (real or otherwise)? Sylvia Wood. Ironic, right?
21. What is your quest? To keep everyone happy.
22. What is the average wingspan velocity of an unladen swallow? 10 meters per second. Here's a science answer, kids!
23. What superpower would you want? Super-speed.
24. How many languages do you know? 2, English and Spanish.
25. Why does Hasbro hate us by making the Equestria Games a Spike episode instead of my friend's headcanon of Sombra returning like Bane from TDKR? Idk. They're just jealous.
26. Is this real life or is this fantasy? I don't know about you, but both for me!
27. Can you play any instruments? Drums and the Recorder.
28. What is your favorite quote from anything else? "Don't tell me the skies the limit when there are footsteps on the moon." - I can't remember who said it.
29. Will you mess with the Karma Police? Nope, nope, nope. *walks away from the computer and points finger at it. No.
30. What youtube channels do you watch frequently? All my subscriptions.
31. When was the last time you made out with someone? 5 years.
32. Are you ashamed of your response to the previous question? Yes, yes I am.
33. How much shame do you have in general? Selling shame! A lot for free!
34. How rich are you? I'm actually kinda poor. I'm lucky for the things I have.
35. Why does McAfee suck so much? I don't know who you're talking about.
36. How will you take over the world? With my awesomeness and genius.
37. Do you know how to integrate X? Yes.
38. What vehicle would you want? I'm not into cars. Sorry!
39. Which gun company from Borderlands do you prefer? I don't play Borderlands ... Yet.
40. Would you give Louis his pills? Hmmm... Not sure.....
41. What is your favorite video on youtube?
42. What are your favorite movies? I really don't watch movies. I guess um... Battleship
43. Why hasn't Leonardo DiCaprio won that Oscar yet? Uh-oh... Ah-ha! Here ya go!
If you hate Leonardo DiCaprio
If you love him
44. How often do you masturbate? Never.
45. How much can you lift? A bit over 150 pounds.
46. What is your first act as Supreme Ruler of Earth? The best laptop and electronic gaming systems, along with a big T.V and every single video game, is to come to me! Only one of each though!
47. What kind of computer do you use? Provide specs if you can. Chromebook Acer C720 for a laptop. Pc, Windows 7.
48. Xbone of PS4? Neither do I own.
49. How does Pinkie keep her mane luscious? LOGIC.
50. If I gave you a hug right now, would you shank me immediately? I would accept the hug, unless you did something else.
That's it for today's and tomorrow's edition of Asks....! Who will be asked next?
Not with that attitude!
How the fuck did you do that?
My friends would like you. They're all at least 6'.
Oh look at Mr. "I am so smart! Better haul ass for the tests next week.
Count of people on Fimfiction who know what an anti-villian is: two.
Your name made me instantly think of this song:
I know three. Those two and French.
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't kissed a girl in about 7. But hey, at least I actually did it.
McAfee is a antivirus software that is said to be one of the worst antivirus softwares on the market because of its constant need to update and scan your computer. Hell, even the guy who founded McAfee Software, John McAfee, doesn't approve of it.
I never said car. I said vehicle...
That's a lie and you know it. Everyone does it at one point.
This is the only correct answer.
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2- I really wouldn't!
6- I was playing with it and I lost it. So while I was searching for it, I stepped on it. It couldn't be repaired.
24- I'm currently trying to learn Italian!
35- Well, I don't know, bad coding I guess.
38- If I could try, motorcycle then.
44-
Well, I haven't done it yet! I'm still young.
49- You know it.
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How did you even get something like that to begin with?
My neighbor's Italian. She's pretty cool and she's already older than 90!
One day, your hormones will kick in and you'll wonder about that shit and then you'll decide to see how it's like and once you find out that it's probably the best thing ever, you will do it often enough to be counted in a interval of time.
It's not a suggestion. It will happen. That's how puberty works.
Ain't it a bitch?2065678
A friend gave it to me as a birthday present when I was six or seven. I lost it when I was ten and there ya go!
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>"as a birthday present"
>"I'm actually kinda poor."
>$3500
How does this make any sense?
2065774 Ahem,. I'M very poor. My FRIEND is rich. I rest my case.