One Year on FIMFiction.net! What the hell am I doing with my life! Yes, this is not a question! · 12:03am May 7th, 2014
So, here it is, the 7th of May 2014, meaning exactly 365 days ago I got that magic E-mail:
All I had to do was ignore that mail. Ignore that tiny little blue button that was covered with the word "here". Instead, I'm now here, published fifteen stories, wrote seventy-nine blog posts, read two hundred ninety-two stories, have two hundred eighty-nine followers, and more than forty thousand story views.
Somebody help me.
To celebrate this wonderful event, I've decided to write a little short story. It's another dialogue-only fic, marking the third of my cycle. Since three is a nice number for cycles, I think I'll pause with these after this one for at least a longer while.
Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis stumble upon each other… in what is probably the most awkward place to stumble upon your arch nemesis.
(Warning: May contain questionable humor.)
Edited by Abcron.
Additional proof-reading by Aragon, Octavia Harmony, and Kaidan.
There's actually a very interesting backstory to this fic. Normally—and I guess this is self-explanatory—I write my stories on a computer, with a keyboard, on Google Docs. However, this time things were changed a little up. It was 3 AM in the morning, I was laying in my bed, and somehow couldn't fall asleep. The next thing I know, I want to write a story about Celestia and Chrysalis randomly meeting in a sewer. Poop jokes ensue.
The only problem is that I didn't want to boot up my computer in the middle of the night just to write a story. So instead, I got out my phone, installed the Google Drive app (which sucks, by the way) and just wrote everything down that came to my mind.
This is the worst story I've ever published, but I'm not ashamed for it, mostly because it's not meant to be taken seriously at all. But I want to give big shout-outs to my editor Abcron, whose help is the only reason why this thing is at least half-way readable! 
Is that title meant to be weird?
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Weird in what case? The wording or the spelling? Cause if it's the latter, I hate proper nouns in titles.
I agree that the Google Drive app does indeed suck, and I've written over 50k on that piece if shit alone...
Anywhores, will indeed read this story, since I'm finding myself liking dialogue centric stories more and more. There's a certain touch to them that makes them interesting and enjoyable. Might just try one out myself when I get the chance.
2083950 >Yes, this is not a question
Do eins of these:
- Yes, this is a question
- No, this is not a question
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50k? That's almost as much as I wrote combined!
But cool to see you wanna give it a shot.
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I chose C, cock of futa poni.
2083970 hawt
java.awt
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Just to really make it difficult for myself, I'll use three people at the same time!
This will end well, I'm sure of it.