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Samey90


I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

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  • 2 weeks
    Okay, hear me out



    Human Maud Pie never got over her goth phase and learns languages instead of going to therapy. Or some colour schemes just work better than others.

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  • 11 weeks
    Well, that was unexpected

    More exactly an unexpected epilogue to this blog. Seems the mods got the screencap guy:


    Source: used to be derpi 3336468, but now it's gone

    5 comments · 231 views
  • 31 weeks
    Death and Taxes - reading

    Skijarama made a brilliant reading of my recent story Death and Taxes. Go, check it out!

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  • 32 weeks
    G5 is (sadly) dead

    Beware, science ahead.

    Frequent Derpibooru visitors may have notice that after every Tell Your Tale episode, the frontpage gets flooded with pics. Well, one could say that's a proof that the title of this blog is clickbait (it is), since apparently there's a lot of activity in the fandom.

    Well, yes, but actually no.

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  • 39 weeks
    Sunset Shimmer Day

    Since Sock and me got featured on Equestria Daily (again), I'd like to remind that I have some Sunset Shimmer fics that are probably not EqD-friendly:

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May
8th
2014

Finally... · 6:52pm May 8th, 2014

I'm going to post it as soon as there'll be enough people on fimfiction, but the long wait is over...

I also have the first AKD sidestory in works (about 6k words so far). The Nest is a prequel that takes place 9 years before the events of AKD, featuring some characters that either appear in the main story, or somehow influenced the characters from it. A few short previews:

“Exactly,” Spitfire agreed. “And Dash was an annoying whippersnapper and now she is even more annoying whippersnapper. She’s, like, sixteen or seventeen and thinks she can become a Wonderbolt? She’ll be a Wonderbolt when I’ll be a captain…”

“Yeah, and I’ll be your second-in-command…” Fleetfoot laughed. She drank from the cup and gave it to Spitfire, who approached the booze more carefully this time.

“You, Anführerin der Wonderbolts?” Albtraum snickered. “Nightmare Moon will come back before it happens…”

“Hmm, it seems that this place is populated by antlions,” Whirlwind observed. “For those of you who lived in Cloudsdale for the whole life, an antlion larva is usually a half of an inch long. Those here are, judging by the size of the pit, approximately–”

“Do me a favour,” Albtraum said, “and shut up. Somefing is wrong… Drones, even wounded, usually don’t walk alone… Zey are quite sociable.”

Suddenly, they heard buzzing of at least a hundred of insect-like wings above them.

Scheisse,” Albtraum deadpanned.

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