May
13th
2014
Logical Reasoning · 9:29pm May 13th, 2014
Umm, I may have found a logical reason as to why I think Sombra is awesome.
Stairs.
Seriously, stairs. I mean, besides that they're great for slinky usage. Let me elaborate.
Ok, so on the news it says the Washington Monument is re-opening. Cool. I see stairs and I'm like, so many stairs. So, eventually it says that there are 897 steps, and I'm like, I NEED TO GO THERE.
Then I'm like, 'Wait what?'
Then I think back on how I liked running up stairs at the park when I was younger, how I always, and I mean ALWAYS took stairs over elevators, and how every time I saw stairs I'd just run up them, tired or not.
I may have a problem... 
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Slendermare · 163 views
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sombra and tierk are still my fav villains lol
Because Sombra and stairs.
2108942 Sombra rules. Hey, did'ja know Tierek's a resurrected G1 villain?
2108958 Stairs and Sombra are awesome.
2108942
I want to see a fight between a reformed Sombra and Tirek.
We all have problems!
2108961 yeah i know he is and he was awesome
2108963 I know. 'Specially me.
2108962 omg so do i
2108987 Oh my god. Someone should write a fic about all of the villains of the past having one big fuckin' brawl!
Chugga's comment. ;D
2108961
Only when they're used in the same context.
2109053 Not in my case...
2109060
2109063 Stairs rule.
2109091
Elevators drool. Hey, did you hear about that person who got stuck on the escalator because the power went out?
2109211 ...He stood there, didn't he.
2109231
Yup. I'm not kidding, either, this actually happened.
2109256 ...What was his I.Q. ?
2109270
Dunno. It was a news story that I saw at one point.
2109574 How much you willing to bet his I.Q. is single digits?
2109585
I would bet all of my money. Luckily, I don't have very much money, because single-digit IQ is nigh impossible.
2109689 ... He was trapped on an escalator.
2109824
Yes. But single digit IQs mean that you can't talk, or move, or think. You can literally think about thinking, and that's it.
2109958 Wow.
Well, my sister managed to break a thick glass wax scent thing, with a plastic oregano shaker....
2109967
How...
2110090 I... i just don't know...
I...Don't...Uh...
..It's not that I don't LIKE stairs, I just hate putting effort into walking up and down them...
...Though, If there was an escalator and it was full, with completely-empty-of-people stairs, guess what....
STAIRS IT IS.
2110127 Stair-tasticular stairs.
2110113
I am flabbergasted beyond flabbergastion.
2110134
Indeed.
I walked up and down my friend's stairs for, what, half the day? So yeah, tomorrow I think I'll take a break... Until about 8:10 A.M. That's when my first class in the school day starts... And guess what...
The computer lab....
...IS UPSTAIRS.